First, some art! I selected these artworks, because I feel we can all aspire to being dinosaurs.



Hi! You probably don't know me, unless you've been here a long time and were once a fan of the forums, in which case, you're not reading this! Anyways, my name is Jack, but you can call me =primus. I'm a huge fan of the band which shares my name. I also like movies.

I wake up fairly early, at 7 AM. It's not hard to do, because I never went to bed -- I'm often spotted chatting over the internets through the late (early?) hours of the day.

Once I go downstairs, I read the news, because I feel it is important to be well rounded. I've got my head in the clouds thanks to knowledge, you know. Afterwards, I get a little wet, and then have some fine gentlemen tailor me a suit, which I will wear for the day and then burn. Afterwards, I go to work.

While I am at work, I balance some books for about ten minutes. I can also cook, although that and my job(s) are not related in any way. The ladies say that my accounting is sexy; there is no accounting for taste, you know! Next, I shuffle some papers around, because it provides the appearance that I've done more than I did, and also because it reminds me of certain Apple products, which I love on once I return home to my manor.

After I've gotten off the various Apple products, I get on the internets and speak humorously to an eclectic group of users. Then I pretend to go to bed -- except that I'm out doing hits, because I work for the mafia sometimes. Don't tell anyone! It's an expose, but nobody else needs to know!

Then I watch some movies, and I might go to bed. Whoo, that was exhausting! I surely will sleep like a rock.

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed me!