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How to be an "Artist".

~galleryum:icongalleryum: reports, 2d 21h ago
Hey! Want to be an artist? Look no further. Let ME explain what one needs to do to magically transform into an artist in one day. It's actually very simple...

Murks Sexy Guide To Picking Up Women

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Well, it seems my poor internet friends can't get women; so it falls to me, the manly stud that I am, to fill them in on the basics.

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ViiciousViixen or Maggie, needs support!

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Murks Meaty Guide To Cannibalism

`MurkHellsing:iconMurkHellsing: reports, July 7
Solve all the worlds problems...with a fork!
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Color-Me-Club Newsletter: June 2009 Features

*color-me-club:iconcolor-me-club: reports, July 4
All the images that were featured in the Color-Me-Club journal throughout the month of June, 2009.
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Happy Birthday Dear Members! - July

=RomanianPhotographer:iconRomanianPhotographer: reports, July 1
Here are the members of =RomanianPhotographer that celebrate their birthday this month.
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Please show them some love and make them feel special for their birthday.
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Horoscopin' Time! - July 2009

=Vynnx:iconVynnx: reports, June 30
Curious about your future? You should be. I bet if Billy Mays or Michael Jackson knew what last month had in store for them they maybe would have done something about it. They didn't read my horoscopes and look what happened. So read this shit - it could save your life.
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The Forum Newsletter: Issue 16

=bohobella:iconbohobella: reports, June 30
Keep yourself up-to-date with the happenings of the forums, from lolants to lolzebras. If you haven't been raped enough by the media with reminders that Michael Jackson is no more, we'll just keep on rapin', but we promise to be 10% funnier, and that's funny that even Jeff Goldblum's death can't amount to. Ever.

$chris posted a new journal!

$spinegrinder:iconspinegrinder: reports, June 24
Be sure to let him know how you like his special breed of devious llamas.
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Murks Sexy Guide To Picking Up Women

`MurkHellsing:iconMurkHellsing: reports, July 16
Well, it seems my poor internet friends can't get women; so it falls to me, the manly stud that I am, to fill them in on the basics.

How to be an "Artist".

~galleryum:icongalleryum: reports, 2d 21h ago
Hey! Want to be an artist? Look no further. Let ME explain what one needs to do to magically transform into an artist in one day. It's actually very simple...

Why Butter is Better

=DigitalFear:iconDigitalFear: reports, July 15
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Adventures in the dA Universe: Hunger Goes Awry

~Demodocus:iconDemodocus: reports, July 13
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Competition Time - Urban Legends

=Princekarr:iconPrincekarr: reports, July 13
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Ranting about BAD Deviants!

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+Screenshots-Mangascan Edits: Help me stop this!+

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100 Deviation Challenge

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A day or so of the experience known as Primouse

~Misaniovent:iconMisaniovent: reports, September 24, 2006
First, some art! I selected these artworks, because I feel we can all aspire to being dinosaurs.



Hi! You probably don't know me, unless you've been here a long time and were once a fan of the forums, in which case, you're not reading this! Anyways, my name is Jack, but you can call me =primus. I'm a huge fan of the band which shares my name. I also like movies.

I wake up fairly early, at 7 AM. It's not hard to do, because I never went to bed -- I'm often spotted chatting over the internets through the late (early?) hours of the day.

Once I go downstairs, I read the news, because I feel it is important to be well rounded. I've got my head in the clouds thanks to knowledge, you know. Afterwards, I get a little wet, and then have some fine gentlemen tailor me a suit, which I will wear for the day and then burn. Afterwards, I go to work.

While I am at work, I balance some books for about ten minutes. I can also cook, although that and my job(s) are not related in any way. The ladies say that my accounting is sexy; there is no accounting for taste, you know! Next, I shuffle some papers around, because it provides the appearance that I've done more than I did, and also because it reminds me of certain Apple products, which I love on once I return home to my manor.

After I've gotten off the various Apple products, I get on the internets and speak humorously to an eclectic group of users. Then I pretend to go to bed -- except that I'm out doing hits, because I work for the mafia sometimes. Don't tell anyone! It's an expose, but nobody else needs to know!

Then I watch some movies, and I might go to bed. Whoo, that was exhausting! I surely will sleep like a rock.

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed me!

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~Bedlam-baby:iconBedlam-baby: Sep 24, 2006, 3:25:19 PM
yay for dinosaurs :#1:

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`cei-:iconcei-: Sep 24, 2006, 3:25:24 PM Mood: Adoration
:nod:

Illuminating. I never knew he was such a dark horse. Up all night? What would his mother say?

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~lynart:iconlynart: Sep 24, 2006, 3:25:29 PM
o_ô

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:damphyr: Kawaii~ :damphyr:
(c) Lynart 04~08
=Nirach:iconNirach: Sep 24, 2006, 3:25:35 PM
Primus, sleep?

:lol:


Funnyman :D

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Everyone is a bastard
I'm always joking, except on my blog.
`peskaa:iconpeskaa: Sep 24, 2006, 3:34:24 PM
brontosaurus :D

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#Whores:

<newklear> I love how this room is 83% homosexual connotation, 8% conspiracy, 5% BEWBS, and 4% actual talking.
`bornghost:iconbornghost: Sep 24, 2006, 3:34:44 PM
Such a dark character you are, =primus.

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Ex - Designs & Interfaces Gallery Director
~2bitter-being6:icon2bitter-being6: Sep 24, 2006, 3:34:53 PM Mood: Love
I always enjoy a good Jack :aww:

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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
~lynart:iconlynart: Sep 24, 2006, 3:52:09 PM
primusaurus xD

*your accounting is seksy* lolz

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:damphyr: Kawaii~ :damphyr:
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