For those who saw it coming, it just happened! Unlike what lame tech reports always wanted us to believe, Google is not the one that's going to take over Teh Internets, it's deviantART whose doing it! And it all started with a series of fantastic CSS skins made by ^zilla774 and now the bees are falling into the honey!

Google Pawn'ed



Not only the search interface, but it's Gmail service as well!



A remotely-controlled RFID chip was reportedly implanted in Teh Internets' head -- Wikipedia! The surgery (using mainly CSS selectors and hex color codes) was caught on tape ..



Major social networking communities are screaming in panic! Rubert Murdoch is suppressing all reports about MySpace status. Fox News later called those who talk about Myspace weak defense mechanisms "unpatriotic Holocaust deniers!" Facebook, on the other hand, has quickly raised a white flag and called for peaceful negotiation ...



(On an (un)related note, you can actually help pawn Myspace!)


Despite all the calls to animal rights organizations and resistance-initiated attacks to save it, Mozilla Firefox could not stand for so long ..




Long after the historical debate that surrounded the topic, recent archaeological findings have confirmed that George W. Bush is the real original inventor of both Teh Internets and The Google.


Reporting live from Cairo,
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