Local deviant sugarpolyp claims he no longer bites people.
But is this the truth?
Or is there more to the story?
I had a talk with him, the below evidence might be too much for younger audiences.

The-war-in-my-head- “…yeah ive been friends with him since 7th grade.
the first time i saw him he bit me.”

Sugarpolyp- “gee thanks for sharing that little tidbit of information with the entire web.”

The-war-in-my-head- “Ive only been bit by 13 people i my whole life.
that’s less that one bite a year.
you expect me to forget that?”

Sugarpolyp- “well... still. i don’t do that anymore.”

The-war-in-my-head- “i believe i mentioned that took place in 7th grade.”

Sugarpolyp- “well, tell everyone i don’t do that anymore. i do other things now”

But what other things does he do know.
Could this involve other forms of physical harm,
Maybe even other ways of biting?
For 20 minutes this investigation was a cold case but then I decided to interview some people who have known him for a long time.

Interview 1

The-war-in-my-head- has sugarpolyp ever bitten you?

Explodingspleen- yesh :[

I think my research here is done.
What will happen in the future?
Is anyone safe?