As my birthday rolls around, I realize it's been over three years since I created my account, and I've hated my user name for basically the entire time.

This is where you come in: yup, you guessed it, create me a user name.
Not just any username, however- 'catgurl87' or 'xbladesxofxsilencex' probably won't land you anything other than a giggle and an eye roll.
Nope, I want a good username, a name I can tell people without a wince, something that positively exudes clever personality.

No biggie, right?

Take a look at my gallery, user info, if you note me I'll answer any reasonable question, put it all together, and win- *drumroll*

First Prize A full color digital portrait (think [link] )
2 Runners up receive sketch doodles in the vein of [link]

Deadline is Midnight PST on October 5th.

Remember to note me the name, don't post it on the news page;
-Make sure it's usable here on DA - no matter how fantastic your idea -is, you won't win anything if it's unusable;
-Two names per person!

_{If anyone wants to donate prizes, they're always met with enthusiasm.}