¡Hola amigos!

This week, Señor conorschild left for some reason (he said something about "burning the papers," such strange English customs! ) but luckily he drafted in me, Señor conorschildio, his low-wage Mexican stereotype replacement.

I have learnt much from the forums, such as that 14 year olds are still considered children! BUT THEN WHY DO THEY HAVE LAS TETAS, EH?

This is disgraceful and I hope to change the problemo as soon as my green card gets through (Hola Señorita ^azarath )

Anyway I am doing this newsletter for the month of September! Forums are a strange place where the winner of an argument can never be found, unlike in Mehico where we drink tequila in competition and in the event of a tiebreak the first person to father 20 niños wins.


The Forum News

¡Revolución!

Much like in home country, the dictator of Complaintopia ran off this month! [link]

However, unlike in home country she was not strung up and hollowed out for a piñata, but once again like fair Mehico the job was given to the first person who asked for it - !Maccaplz

Unfortunately he was assassinated, possibly by =OuroborosCobra who took the over the position.

This matters not for they are all CAPITALIST PIG SCUM MIERDAS WHO WILL FALL WHEN THE REAL REVOLUCIÓN COMES.

¡Las caras perdidas!

Many fair forumeros noticed that the expression faces such as and had gone missing!

Immediately I suspected =OuroborosCobra of kidnapping them as part of his regime but it seems that dA "fucked up," as el Inglés say, and that the faces which had recently joined dA were put onto another server and so are not showing because we are on backup.

Honestamente, I am not really sure what this means as I have been banned from las internetos in my own country but my Tío Adonías once lost his face in a game of poker so I can understand the problem.

Also, has gone FOREVER after bandito !camelhijackation was shot/banned, as well as and being replaced with things you can't see because of the fucking up.

¡Competencia!

@electricjonny held a competition to see who knows most about the forums!

^GH-MoNGo came first and now I think about it Sr. conorschild did not seem to like this and after he mention those papers he left with a lot of weapons to go and "find that fucking dwarven shit."

In fact he has not called recently


¡Lecciones de foro!

Special teacher!

I am not know much about forums, so luckily I could be a lazy mierda and simply link this lesson that `ashwynmayr did about the dAmn forums!

I think the whole thing works better if you imagine her in a schoolteacher's outfit.

dAwn's Guide To The dAmn Forums, and other dAmn things.


La guerra de los avatares

This month I have noticed the tension rise amongst factions of the forums, and in particular from the uniforms or 'avatars' they wear!

There are three avatar groups:

El grupo alarmado de cara: [link]

El grupo de robots retardados: [link]

And el grupo de...weird animal things: [link]

Soon I expect a war of epic proportions whereby I shall claim victory



Los ganadores de los foros

Threads

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS BLUEBELL MARSH?!! - In Mehico these people are put into the special hospital but here they are allowed to post their views!

The official "Lock this Thread" thread - Everyone pretends they have power but soon only I shall be dictador

I no speak French - The person is like el diablo in your culture but here she seems to be warping your minds

Si U I was thinking - This guy has buenos Mexican traditions (meaning the drinking, not the girls)

Naruto, a mexican food? - I wanted to use these lines but Sr. conorschild banned me from touching the white women


Comments

(on the 'lock this thread' thread)

Premature elockulation.



_{[link] by =snarfer in [link]}


( FOLLOW ME!!!)

THIS TIME WE'RE TRAVELLING BY TRAIN, D00D. >:[

_{[link] by ~UltraBeavis in [link]}




Best of This Thread

1. 44 minutes 33 seconds ago
2. Come On!
3. They're singles alone
4. because Kurt kicked the bucket
5. and everyone liked him
6. They totally played on Controversy
7. a cultish fanbase
8. Kurt himself probably rolled
9. I'm sure he was somewhere
10. plane of existence in 2002
11. you've been making music
12. hits before you go

_{[link] by ~spambot in [link]}


(IM HAVING SEX!!! what do i do??)

BETTER TO HAVE A POOPY DICK, THAN A PREGNANT CHICK

_{[link] by ~wolfxcarnival in [link]}



I HATE FORUM LOCKERS I HATE POLICEMEN I HATE MY ENGLISH TEACHER CUZ SHE CAUGHT ME CHEATING I HHATE MY BOYFRIEND CUZ HE CAUGHT ME CHEATING TOO I HATE THE GOVERNMENT I HATE THE COP WHO GAVE ME A TICKET ALL I DID WAS DRIIVE THROUGH A RED LIGHT I HATE THE PEOPLE WHO MADE ME PAY FOR RUNNING OVER THEIR KID I WAS DOING THEM A FAVOUR I HATE MY BOSS I HATE MY SISTER I HATE MY DOG HE WITNESSED SOMETHING HE SHOULDNT NOW HE SHOULDNT EVEN BE ALIVE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE!!!!


TAKE THIS, BITCHEZZZZ t(O.Ot)

_{[link] by ~paleypeach in [link]}


El fin...

Gracias for reading the newsletter!

I have some things for your attention, por favor.

1. [link] - El irony?

2. [link] - El confession?

Also, conorschild wishes you to remember to note him with suggestions, and links to good threads and forums. He cannot see everywhere like Sr. Springer and there are some places he does not want to look at all, like my hard drive.