Okay guys, the nomination period is over.

Here is a list of the nominees for each category. Information on voting for them will follow:


Best Forumer 07

~bisento

   Unfortunately, I feel that most people who read this article won't know who ~bisento is. Well, he is a cow and he's probably one of the finest posters on dA. Been on a hiatus for a while, but his return was met with many a swooning of a Music forum poster.
   Look, just trust me, he's awesome.

~Exyo

   ~Exyo is Dutch! However don't let that put you off.
   *veddie-edder says: He might look like a sarcastic bastard on the Forums, but he's a sweet, funny caring guy.
AND HE'S ALL MINE D:

=laurart

   =laurart is new but her niceness has proven popular in the forums. I want to make a cocktail of her and down it in one. It would be made with pineapple.

*AJGlass

    ^{. o O (Oh, so that asshats been nominated for best forumer, eh?)}


    <sub>. o O (Wouldn't even be known if it wasn't for us)


    . o O (Why don't we get any credit?)


    . o O (Bah! We don't need the forums. Let's leave)</sub>


`GH-MoNGo
   `GH-MoNGo is probably one of the nicest guys you'll meet on the forums. And he has a gnarly beard.

=Prince-des-Sots
   I don't know what this guy's on about, but I'm sure it's good.

=Prince-Charles
   <conorschild> does anyone want to say something nice about =Prince-Charles?
   <dxd> who?
   <Exyo> Prince Charles.
   <Exyo> British royal, etc.
   <Exyo> Nah, I don't know him, really.
   <dxd> well he's married to camila parker bowls and is a bit of a cunt
   <conorschild> for future reference dxd, none of these requests are aimed at you

*martypunker
   *martypunker is a bit like a waffle, in that he's full of holes, and gay.




Best in Deviants

@VernonX9000
   @VernonX9000 manages to be one of the most consistently funny and original posters on the forums. ALL THE TIME.

`MurkHellsing
   If community started with the letter 'M,' it'd be spelt `MurkHellsing
   Well actually no, it'd be spelt Mcommunity or something I guess. But you get my point. Plus he has a nice avatar.

=laurart
   Frankly, more than one nomination is greedy, =laurart.

=Prince-des-Sots
   Fuck you too =Prince-des-Sots.

*Eldaran
   I think *Eldaran has laser eye vision and the power to destroy people's hearts but I could be thinking of Steven Seagal.

=Larentia-Ariadne
   She's like, got a flirty avatar and everything! Yeah!

*FoxLi
   I'm not going to lie to you, I don't know who *FoxLi is because I don't spend a whole lot of time in Devaints. However, I'm sure whoever nominated them had a good reason, like a personality or something. Yeah!




Best in Complaints

~happypelican
    People should take note of ~happypelican, in that you can be a complaints poster without ever being an arsehole.

=ShadowGamers
   He's got caps lock and the heart of a 8 year old boy. Well, we presume heart.

=k-a-t-w-a-l-k
   

*Neo-Kaiser
   Heheheheh, sex. Heheheheh, boobs.

=Prince-des-Sots
   This is ridiculous =Prince-des-Sots

`conorschild
   One time I heard `conorschild referenced himself in the third person.

=mngamojemo
   Jokes on you, because if you don't vote for =mngamojemo then you're a HOMOPHOBE.

=xemboldenedx
   =xemboldenedx is like Sauron's cute little sister.



Best n00b

*veddie-edder
   ~Exyo says: She's a funny, loving and awesome person. Also, she has a bitchin' hat.

~alternatis
   Heheheheh, buttsex. Heheheheh, innuendo.

~lauraart
   Are you and =Prince-des-Sots teaming up here?

=xemboldenedx
   =xemboldenedx is eating her way through all sea-life.

=OmahaNebraska
   Just imagine what her tongue could do before casting your vote elsewhere.

~Xands
   I didn't even know ~Xands was a n00b because they were so good! AMAZING.

~jimmyjazz13
   He think he's a pigeon or something.

~russetwolf13
   UNSPEAKABLE FILTH

~Comrade-Bea
   If you vote for ~Comrade-Bea, the vote has to be distributed evenly amongst all candidates.

~The-Real-Kunata
   Token black vote.




Best thread 07

The ethnic standers thread

What is love?

The opening post and first reply are my favourite combination ever

I'm fairly sure this is dadaism for the forums, but then I don't know what that is.

A second nomination?




Best comment 07

Yeah! People are grumpy! At the internet! Cool! - [link]


[link] - it's epic, but looooong.


[link] - this isn't long, but I don't want to mess up the coding


a forum thread is like a penis, it gets longer when people are excited. - [link]


Okay.

I made you a graphic representation of how wrong you are.

[link]

You see, there is no necessary intersection between atheists at large, and evolutionists (as you call them.) Some atheists believe in evolution, and some don't, so the fact that you're aiming a diatribe about evolution specifically at atheists is really rather nonsensical.

Also, to make it clearer how that venn diagram works, I have represented that I'm not truly happy unless I'm masturbating, since there is no overlap between them - [link]


I am afraid of Micheal Moore, I am afraid he might eat all the donuts in this country and leave me none. You know, there is something interesting about the fact that he has such a huge potential health risk, and he makes a film demanding free health care. Coincidence? I think not. - [link]


Cthulhu in '08 - Why Vote For The Lesser Evil? [link]


the only people running against the "evil PC" who actually KNOW what it means

THE EVIL PC

WILL STEAL YOUR FILES

REPLACE YOUR TRENDY INDIE ROCK WITH SPICE GIRLS MP3S

TURN YOUR WORD DOCUMENTS INTO BINARY

AND EJACULATE ON YOUR FACE - [link]


Here is an exact biography of user 6666666:-

Registers on 7th June. One day late.

Tries for name lucifer666 but finds it already taken. Instead opts for xXmalfoyluvrXx.

Faves about 90 Daily Deviations, and one piece of Harry Potter fanfic. Faves something by `gilad and something by `blackeri.

Uploads 420 holiday photos.

Leaves. - [link]



Best Mod

@Stykera
   @Stykera isn't a man. Also she's a really good active mod!

@VernonX9000
   @VernonX9000 isn't a man either.

^zeruch
   ^zeruch, on the other hand, is so manly his man-hair defused a hostage situation by strangling the terrorists.




Most Cynical

*Unch
   He's only 8 years old, bless 'em.

@Stykera
   Still isn't a man, in case you were wondering.

*punkerfox
   Might be a man. I didn't do the relevant checks.

=JezFez81
   =JezFez81 once saw a dog be crushed by a bus and remains philosophical about the whole thing.

*Neo-Kaiser
   cynical adj disinclined to believe in the goodness or sincerity of others

   Just thought that someone might want to see that definition.


`dxd
   Speaking of insincere, I really like this guy.

=jacques-ct
   --Thinks the whole award is a sham.




Most dramatic incident

The demise of camelhijackation

Divine Angel & Ethnic Standers

Mature content filter

The Fall and Rise of ShadowGamers




Best plz account
















Best debater 07

*Unch
   Insert a master debater joke here.

~thisbusinessofart
   And a cunning linguist one here.

^zeruch
   It's not so much debating as crushing your beliefs and getting praise for it.

~unclesherman
   I don't agree with the guy but I like what he does.




Biggest dead horse

Anime

...isn't music

Note Spam

Mature Content Filter

Word Association games

Emos




Biggest need for the waaaaahmbulance

~DivineAngel
   If we're honest, the award is already won.

~Caylin
   In may ways, very disturbing.

!camelhijackation
   $lolly and `dxd meet up and bitch about him apparently.

*Eldaran
   "Ridiculously aggressive"

*WednesdayWeek
   Who? *WednesdayWeek, that's who.




Most confusing forumer

~Caylin
   Batshit insane and yet, who knows how much of it is true?

=Prince-des-Sots
   I think the people who nominated =Prince-des-Sots meant 'confused.'

!camelhijackation
   I guess because he kept changing his mind about whether he wanted to be here or not.




Forumer you'd most like to date

*starlightofdawn
   *starlightofdawn is the number one cure for erectile dysfunction in Scotland

*veddie-edder
   *veddie-edder is all nice and cuddly, but THIS IS ILLEGAL

`conorschild
   Apparently, there's a separate definition for 'date' which means 'beat over the head with a metal pole.'

=xemboldenedx
    Proof that even psychopaths can have perfect hair.

=k-a-t-w-a-l-k
   

*p-u-r-i-n
   All Australian women have 32DD chests.

=laurart
   SO MANY NOMINATIONS

=OmahaNebraska
   It's all about the tongue.

=Prince-des-Sots
   There is an unspeakable fetish for clowns.

~Mingchao
   She is the wind beneath my wings.

=Larentia-Ariadne
   She lured =FemaleWarrior away from me



Okay, that was a really long list.


So what do you do with it?


Note me

Note me with the person who you want to vote for in each category, simple as.

Rules:

You may vote for oneperson per category.

You can't vote for yourself.

No using fake accounts

And the voting will end on December 23rd.


I hope that's all you need to know! If not, ask in the comments.

Good luck to everyone!