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$Tachy-on reports, February 7, 2008
reports, February 7, 2008
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<DrPhizzle> grrr I hate homework
<DrPhizzle> not only is it hard, by my penis leaking
<DrPhizzle> pen is**************
<DrPhizzle> holy crap that was the worst typo I've ever made
<chivesthebutler> is garrit a trained photographer?
eXsanguinousCorpse> chivesthebutler: trained?
<DaftDays> eXsanguinousCorpse: you know, does he piddle on the carpet or not?
10:58:34 pm <garrit> my mother hadn't sex in her life, she's only my mum!
10:58:55 pm <Ghouldaddy> sure thing jesus
<opioid> man i was fucking gorgeous out today
<opioid> uhm
<opioid> it
<opioid> lol
<opioid> FREUDIAN SLIP
<darkkavenger> whats a freudian slip?
<darkkavenger> oh
<darkkavenger> i thought it was underwear
<Beccalicious> albinowhite1: Please be aware this is a literature discussion chatroom
<albinowhite1> literture as in books?
<alienhead> . . .
<rapidograph> when I was a n00b on AOL chat, I thought that "asl" was leetspeak for asshole
<terrafire1> Men in the gym look for sex only, period
<ashkiel> I look for sex only, period
<ashkiel>
<terrafire1> i look for periods after sex.
<terrafire1> just to make sure
<XxTrinityxX> I just thought of the greatest lame super hero ever
<XxTrinityxX> "sauna man"
<XxTrinityxX> feel his hot steamy justice!
<XxTrinityxX> actually
<XxTrinityxX> no..sounds like a bad porn
18:20:09 <sodalicious> I've never had to ream Hamlet
18:20:15 <sodalicious> READ*
18:20:23 <sodalicious> Oh my God.. >_<
17:26:12 <opioid> I CAN'T OPEN MY FUCKIN SALSA
17:26:14 <opioid> owee
17:26:36 <opioid> owww.
17:26:40 <opioid> its really fucking stuck too
17:26:50 <opioid> and my joints are so bad
17:26:54 <opioid> this is when i hate that the most
17:26:58 <opioid> opening shit.
17:27:40 <Tachy-on> hot water...run hot water over the lid
17:28:15 * opioid tries that
17:30:16 <opioid> it required the hot water, one of those rubber things, a towel, a loud grunt, and dropping to my knees in the kitchen.
17:31:10 <Tachy-on> opioid: you know, you just described my last sexual experience.
17:31:22 <opioid> roflmao
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