The best quotes with Kaiine in them that will make you lol, rofl, and all of the sorts of e-giggling.

Da Quotes:

<Talari-rhodes> MNBot:
<Kaiine> Talari-rhodes: Be nice to MNBot. He works without pay.
<Talari-rhodes> Kaiine: it
<Kaiine> Talari-rhodes: His page says Male.
<Talari-rhodes> Kaiine: it does
<Talari-rhodes> Kaiine: i thought MNBot was asexual
<Kaiine> Talari-rhodes: You've never heard of Mrs. MNBot?

<Kaiine> meowmix22: Alex!
<meowmix22> Kaiine: Hi! ^_^
<Kaiine> meowmix22: Hey.
<meowmix22> Kaiine: how're you?
<Kaiine> meowmix22: Sexy, you?
<meowmix22> Kaiine: lmao, same , bahah nah not really I'm too tired to be sexy, school wore me out today. all that bowling I did...
<Kaiine> meowmix22: Blowing you did?
<meowmix22> Kaiine: Omg, third person that thought I said blowing. I said b-o-w-l-i-n-g.
<Kaiine> meowmix22: Sure you did.

<Kaiine> Talari-rhodes: Would you be offended if I said your ass was large?
<Talari-rhodes> Kaiine:
<Kaiine> Talari-rhodes: I didn't, but my friend did.
<Talari-rhodes> Kaiine: give your friend a slap for me
<Kaiine> Talari-rhodes: Slap him where?
<Talari-rhodes> Kaiine: ...

< Painter-Chica> valentine's day is overrated >.<
<Kaiine> Painter-Chica: I lost my virginity in a 4 way on Valentine's day.
< Painter-Chica> kaiine: that's nice
<Kaiine> Painter-Chica: Yeah, it was pretty nice.

<limetastic> I'm not so fresh right now.
<limetastic> I'm a bit cranky and super sick.
<limetastic> 10 feet radius plz
<DarkestVirtue> limetastic: It's all relative, anyway, isn't it? I mean, you're most likely a vast improvement over Kaiine. That's really the main thing.
<limetastic> DarkestVirtue: Oooh. Ok. Well if all I have to do is be an improvement I might be able to hand that.
<Kaiine> DarkestVirtue: Lol, wut?
<DarkestVirtue> limetastic:
<Kaiine> DarkestVirtue: Wait, what about Kaiine?

* Azula15is being very nice today
<Kaiine> Azula15: Very very nice.
<Azula15> Kaiine:
<Kaiine> Azula15: I got a 4 wheeler if you got some way we can waste time when I accidentally run out of gas at night on top of a romantic cliff.
<avatarlove> lalala
<avatarlove> ...

<Kaiine> Hey squible.
<squible> Lovesfireanjil, KristenSpork, Kaiine, evilmunchkinbeauty I'll be back in a few seconds My computer is evilly forcing me to restart
<Kaiine> squible has to shutdown.
<shutdown> Kaiine: squibbledoesnt have to do me
<Kaiine> shutdown: Lol, wut?
<evilmunchkinbeauty> shutdown: squible's my man.

<amongststars> Holy fuck shit.
<amongststars> Hey eurotrashlex.
<eurotrashlex> amongststars: hey
<Kaiine> Holy crap amongststars.
<amongststars> Kaiine: lawl hai
<Kaiine> amongststars: Language.
<amongststars> Kaiine: Fuck you lawl

<amongststars> BabyGurly: Nuffin' I lurve you
<Azula15> teenagebarbie: thanks!
<Kaiine> Lesbians.
<BabyGurly> lurve
<amongststars> Kaiine: shut yo fayse
<BabyGurly> far from it dude
<amongststars> I r straight.
<BabyGurly> same
<Kaiine> No, it's ok. Embrace your holes.

<Kaiine> kirby: kirby64 has cheated you of your name.
<kirby64> Kaiine: hey I'm the original
<Kaiine> kirby64: Then why do you have a 64 after your name?
<kirby64> Kaiine: ...

<Stickmanwww> KristenSpork: say hi
<Kaiine> KristenSpork: Say hi!
<Kaiine> KristenSpork is getting double teamed by Stickmanwww and Kaiine
<Stickmanwww> Kaiine:
<Kaiine> Stickmanwww:
<Stickmanwww> KristenSpork:
<Kaiine> KristenSpork:
<KristenSpork> Kaiine: Stickmanwww: OH!!! Quit hitting me! Hello Stickmanwww. >.< <3
<KristenSpork> Kaiine:
* KristenSpork is
<Stickmanwww> KristenSpork:
<KristenSpork> Stickmanwww: O____O No.
<Stickmanwww> KristenSpork: OH Yes

<Kaiine> Where I come from, valentines = virginities.
<kc4bez> wow i lost that years ago...
<Kaiine> kc4bez: What age?
<kc4bez> im 18 i lost it at 14
<Kaiine> kc4bez: Not too low.
<Kaiine> kc4bez: Lost mine at 7.
<kc4bez> eh i guess
<SilentDistractions> Kaiine: no you didnt
<Kaiine> SilentDistractions: Meh, 7 and a half.
<SilentDistractions> Kaiine: no
<Kaiine> SilentDistractions: I was at a birthday party at Chucky Cheeses. There were latina women everywhere.
<Hermyown> Kaiine: Why were you at Chucky Cheeses is the question?
<SilentDistractions> Kaiine: 7 year olds dont know better
<Kaiine> Hermyown: Gettin' laid.
<devonbad> lol
<Hermyown> Kaiine: How old are you again?
<Kaiine> SilentDistractions: Well this 7 year old did.
<SilentDistractions> Kaiine: i dont believe you
<Kaiine> SilentDistractions: I have her thong to prove it.
<SilentDistractions> Kaiine: its prob just your moms

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