The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest dAmn chat quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

When something funny happens on dAmn, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!

Feel free to note me with suggested dAmn quotes to go into the next edition.

Past Issues:
Edition One
Edition Two
Edition Three

The Quotes

** mombeam has joined
<Moonbeam13> hi mom!



<obloquitor> I can think of nothing more epic than a vagina with a handle-bar moustache.



<cjgraphix> wtf is an e-marriage?
<photofroggy> just some form of roleplay, I hope
<fluffypixies> obviously .. two people who love each other very much
<fluffypixies> and get married in a chat room
<fluffypixies> from a qualified chat room priest from microsoft
<photofroggy> lol



<sexualnintendo> today
<sexualnintendo> i punch my little brother on the top of the head really hard
<sexualnintendo> and he started screaming he was blind now
<sexualnintendo> but he just had his eyes closed and didnt notice



<mom-the-bomb> that's as bad as salmon patties
<ionboy>
<ionboy> so wait salmon !!!
<ionboy> thats yummo !!
<Dauragon88> mmm
<mom-the-bomb> salmon is, not salmon patties
<Dauragon88> salmon
** kilgore-trout has joined
<IaiaRose> ew fish
<IaiaRose> bad timing



<LazyGunn> when i go commando my troiusers end up smelling of testicles
<Thanato5> why do you smell them



<koga82> EVERYONE ADD ME TO THE FRIEND LIST. mY FRIND AND I ARE SEEING WHO CAN HAVE THE MOST FRIENDS.
<anime> koga82: what if I want your friend to win?
** koga82 has left [connection closed]



<Trapiki> Stickmanwww: i is tired, and now im feeling slightly down
<vastblue> Trapiki: When feeling down, always hump around.
<vastblue> jump*
<vastblue> Shit!
<dammitMEL> I like vastblue's logic.
<Trapiki> vastblue: LMAO!



<bleachwolf146> we both like wolfs
<tigereyeTW> wolves
<tigereyeTW> stupid, wolves
<bleachwolf146> yeah
<bleachwolf146> omg
<tigereyeTW> wolves is the plural of wolf
<bleachwolf146> huh
<Waluigi-Prower> bleachwolf146: One wolf = Wolf. Two wolf = Wolves.
<bleachwolf146> more wolfs especially white



<smoking-mirrors> Shit.
<smoking-mirrors> My ball came out.
<kamizu>
<kamizu>
<StrayedMusician> LOL
<kamizu> :I
<smoking-mirrors> This damn thing is so hard to get back in.
<smoking-mirrors> My old one wasn't so hard.
<kamizu> now i don't want to know
<smoking-mirrors> Stupid McDonalds.
<kamizu> wtf does mcdonalds have to do with this?
<kamizu> YOU LEAVE RONALD ALONE
<blanked> OH GOD WHO BROUGHT RONALD INTO THIS
<kamizu> ...
<ShadowGamers> STOP FONDLING HIS BALLS
<ShadowGamers> LEAVE HIS MCBALLS ALONE