The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest dAmn chat quotes.

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Feel free to note me with suggested dAmn quotes to go into the next edition.

Past Issues:
Edition One
Edition Two
Edition Three
Edition Four

The Quotes

** The-Internet has left [connection closed]
<Danelaw> Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo



<miyusuke> yeah, i want to know since i've been here since fall 03, how come my status hasnt changed to senior member yet?



<tehkao> I'm a time traveller.
<davidtheblack> You are a time traveller in the sense that you get drunk and black out and wake up in the future.
<tehkao> Hey, do I criticize your super powers?



<courtney176> Hmm, there's an eMail in my spam.



<opioid> killjoy: SHUT UP
<opioid> i'm sick of your crap
<killjoy> i know dear.
<opioid> well
<opioid> i know how i settle this
<opioid> i'll be over in 5.
* opioid is away: sex
* killjoy is away: back in six



<sodalicious> man my ears hurt.. this sucks
<martypunker> sodalicious: Aural sex?



<LipWriting> So, pancakes are pretty cool.
<ElongatedPlatypus> No.
<ElongatedPlatypus> WAFFLES are pretty cool.
<LipWriting> Waffles do have advantages...
<LipWriting> they've got little compartments.
<ElongatedPlatypus> Plus they're all squared and shit.
<buxiuai> But pancakes are floppy.
<buxiuai> Flaccid battercakes.



<MyPrivateParty> i hope you like the taste of tobacco
<MyPrivateParty> it makes my kisses addictive



<Tierdaen> thumb sucking is awesome if you have some kind of flavoring on your thumb
<mom-the-bomb> Tierdaen: nah, just my thumb, soothing
<Tierdaen> my thumb tastes like ass for some reason
<Tierdaen> er wait that came out wrong



<Stykera> WTF is it about Sonic that inspires so much childish porn, anyway?
* Stykera doesn't really want to know the answer to that.
<limetastic> I have no idea.
<limetastic> Sonic is really ugly.
<Nenimo> I think it's the spikes. chicks dig a sharp angular man
<limetastic>
<Nenimo> plus, TV teaches me that women are only looking for a wedding ring in a relationship. and sonic not only collects rings but he gets a free life when he has 100
<Nenimo> just like women always love mario cause he has a stable job and will do anything to save up money only to spend it on saving his woman