The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest dAmn chat quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

When something funny happens on dAmn, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!

Feel free to note me with suggested dAmn quotes to go into the next edition.

Past Editions:
Edition One
Edition Two
Edition Three
Edition Four
Edition Five

The Quotes

<IaiaRose> dammitMEL: okay that's really weird. I smell a conspiracy
** ohconspiracy has joined



** gaaraxsaara has joined
<gaaraxsaara> huh
<mykel> hello gaaraxsaara, how may I help you?
<gaaraxsaara> ya
<mykel> What's up?
<gaaraxsaara> where am i /
<mykel> You're on the internet. Congratulations!
<gaaraxsaara> n/m
** gaaraxsaara has left [connection closed]



* Underwatercemetary throws a pillow at tehkao.
* tehkao catches it in his mouth.
<tehkao> Mmf. Thith ithn't candy.



<moggo23> goodbye cruel world!
<shrapnelhunter> <cruel-world> bye!



<vastblue> Trapiki: I wouldn't trust Ikea to make chocolate...it'd probably come in DIY form



<leaf-lover> you wear lady's furry ugg boots?
<Tachy-on> only when I cross-dress.



<Tachy-on> chix0r: weird like dressing up in slinky leather underwear or other kind of wierd?
<chix0r> that's normal for me, at least on the weekends



<johnthebaptist> Repent yo.
** Jesus has joined
<jesus> Listen to him.



<Razberre> how do you take a screenshot of the internet?



** ehottie2011 has joined
<Chimpantalones> Hello ehottie2011. How can we help?
<ehottie2011> so i just tell you something and you can help me?
<Chimpantalones> ehottie2011: Yep. What do you need help with?
<ehottie2011> ummm pretty much my whole life sux