Well todays our first day and we have a 1 big news to tell you about.
First,to tell you, this news is not real. It's just for fun. My name is john and welcome to Imagination news at 7:00(we make news every 7:00)
Breaking news...
There was a terrible accident when a crane crashed at a Manhattan yesterday, landing on an apartment building. Lots of people say that they saw a giant ginger bread man breaking it down with a giant chain saw. Others just freaked out. Thats we interviewed Billy Bob!
John: Did happen to see what happened at the crane crash sight?
Billy Bob: Yeth! I saw it I saw ith! I saw ith allllll!!!!
John: Can you explain what happened?
Billy Bob: Yeth! I-I saw ith weet me own eyes!
John: Yeah I get it! Just tell me what you saw!
Billy Bob: Yeth! I saw ITH ALLLLL!!!!
John: YES!! I FREAKIN GET IT!!JUST FREAKIN TELL ME WHAT YOU FREAKIN SAW!!
Billy Bob: Why you cussing at me? Why you cussing at me?
John: I wasn't *beep*ing CURSING AT YOU!!!
Billy Bob: Yeth you did! I saw You! I,I Heard you!
John: you mother *beep* you freakin *beep* arrr!!!! You *beep beep BEEEEEEEP*
Sorry bout that
so thats it for todays big news.
If you like it please leave a comment so I can you people liked it and write more funny news.
Devious Comments
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not just a typical flushing, main street asian.
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