The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest dAmn chat quotes.

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The Quotes

<ExtraStudios> There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research.
<ExtraStudios> This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.



<Bostwickenator> anjules: you suck my battle ship
<Bostwickenator> lmao!
<Bostwickenator> sunk!



<effin> hey I have a question
<effin> does anyone know how to get a .gif image tatoo'ed on and keep it animated?



<whoatherechief> anyone ever tried their hand at shooting babies?
<whoatherechief> cause i just got asked to
<whoatherechief> is that a no?
<whoatherechief> its for a friend



* inshaala is blind
<VonCrowd> its ok I'm deaf.
<inshaala> so you have like a speaking screen then?



<crazy1ady> what do you call a man with blue balls?
<wongyboi> blue ball bob
<Tachy-on> papa smurf?
<wongyboi> ROFL



<kaymanism> CrimsonTheory: you COULDNT be emo and jesus at the same time...because when you cut yourself it would just heal too fast...



<Uncle-Scratchy> whoa. you know it's been too long since you've seen your mother if she creates a myspace profile to get ahold of you.



<Comrade-Kelly> Like, I'd love like a biiiiig pool of Jello.
<Comrade-Kelly> And I'd just swim in all day.
<smoking-mirrors> You'd drown.
<Comrade-Kelly> Sooo?
<Comrade-Kelly> I'd drown happily.
<Comrade-Kelly> In the moist, jello folds.
<Comrade-Kelly> I'll curl up in a fetal position and God would come down in the form of Bill Cosby and take me home.



<opioid> i had a steamy dream about a boy
<Uncle-Scratchy> oh yeah? What was I wearing?
<Ghouldaddy> hahaha
<opioid> Uncle-Scratchy: you were wearing someone else