As we all know, if you play a MMORPG too long, your brain starts to rot. So I've jumped into the gaming world to see which video games rot your brain the most. I've taken constantly playing characters from the following popular games and started a campaign to see which makes you the dumbest if you play too long! (Really wacky science, huh? Well, really...uh...its more....computer based, unofficial science.) Here are the following candidated tests:

Phoebe the Great -of- Shartak: I told her that if she would find me a gem and bring it to me, I'd turn it into a very rare weapon she could use that would disintegrate a whole elephant! She got me one, and I traded it to get myself something nice in the trading hut. Results: Rots your brain- BAD!!!!!!

gaara_must_die -of- Urban Dead: I told him that if you jump out the window, you'll be caught in mid-air by an angel. Uh, that one was really obvious: He didn't do it. He was too well experienced and far not stupid enough. Results: Surprisingly, doesn't make you TOO stupid.

Deville Rule -of- Outbreak: I used to be a member of his team, until I was kicked out. So for this test, I created a secondary profile called Under Cat and tried to join his team. But he was far too clever- he could tell almost right away. He told me and Under Cat to come to his teams CBox, when there, he checked our IP adress and knew instantly for sure we were the same person! Simply outstanding. Results: MAKES YOU SMARTER!!!!!

super sniper2 -of- Heck Rising: Told him that if you enter a mall and log out and log in the next day, you'll have 3 new weapons in your pocket for some odd reason. He-honest to god- really believed me, entered the mall, logged out. Malls are always packed with vampires or demons, and he was dead when he logged in. He always hated being a zombie!

The tests have shown that Shartak and Heck Rising can make you pretty darned stupid after playing a long time. I mean, Heck Rising, i can understand, but Shartak- wah? Shartak is too awesome to make you stupid!!!!