The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest dAmn chat quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

When something funny happens on dAmn, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!

Feel free to note me with suggested dAmn quotes to go into the next edition.

Past Editions:
Edition One
Edition Two
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Edition Five
Edition Six
Edition Seven
Edition Eight

The Quotes

<Tachy-on> aww... my neck still hurts
<Tachy-on> 3 days of a stiff neck...
<wongyboi> Tachy-on: viagra stuck in throat?
<Tachy-on> wongyboi:



<Exen> Ghouldaddy: we need your assistance
<Ghouldaddy> err
<Ghouldaddy> where?
<Exen> in my pants man
<Ghouldaddy> Exen: sorry man, I don't shoot macro



<chix0r> lo
<chix0r> I'm not dwreunk
<chix0r> drunk!
<zilla774> ROFL
<zilla774> PWNED



* kamizu is away: off to rescue dinner!
<mykel> kamizu: I am sorry but our vegetables are in another castle.



<Rendarin> It's a known bug when using IE, and the developers are trying to find out exactly what's causing it
<Crimson-Anime> whats IE?
<Rendarin> Internet Explorer
<Crimson-Anime> what is there another form of internet?



<snowmask> limetastic: Did you get imageready yet?
<limetastic> snowmask: It's on a dick somewhere. I have to go find it.
<limetastic> DISK
<limetastic> DISK DISK DISK



<flare-flare-7-7-7> mykel: are you there
<flare-flare-7-7-7> mykel: if you dont answer ill kick you
<flare-flare-7-7-7> mykel:you got 1 minute
<flare-flare-7-7-7> ok times up
<flare-flare-7-7-7> i cant kick him
<foxxy-devil> flare-flare-7-7-7: why not?
<flare-flare-7-7-7> idk
<flare-flare-7-7-7> it says not privelaged
<flare-flare-7-7-7> you try to kick him



<mossig> opioid: TWINSIES
<opioid> GUH
<mossig> i actually heard girls say that the other day at a store
<mossig> i cant describe the anger
<Ghouldaddy> HA!
<Ghouldaddy> I would have stabbed them with the nearest blunt object
<Tachy-on> Ghouldaddy: nearest blunt object would've been their personality



<silentdark> man
<silentdark> how do you spell like
<silentdark> bury, as in, put something in the ground
<silentdark> and cover it up
<sodalicious> er
<sodalicious> like that?
<silentdark> oh
<silentdark>
<sodalicious> lol
<Uncle-Scratchy> lol
<Ghouldaddy> lmfao



<opioid> man i wish i could make out with myself
<sodalicious> hahahahaha
<opioid> i need another me
<opioid> i want to break my own heart