Hopefully you stumbled upon this catastrophic peice of bollocks in a hope to see nothing special. If not, I'm sorry. If so, Let's continue!

Okay, first off, WTF IS THIS THING

This my friend, is the FORUM NEWSLETTER! Most up to date source for forum information and fun! Or it should be. But it seems ConorsChild has left us, and it is now time to pass the bar to amatuers, namely me (~mangachu), :devimmortalecstastdream:, and =bohobella. Ans o we've set off on an epic adventure to provide cheap thrills to all of you vultures!

SO IT BEGAN

ALSO

Seeing as this is only a first issue, the quality will be below standard. But you can help by sending in your suggestions next month by note! Please?

In the tradition of my predacessor, I'll start off with random crap. Fair enough?

Who killed ?

Investigators report that no suspects have been confirmed at this time. Many forumites suspect the normally docile dwarf, `GH-MoNGo. Many others suspect trickery. I wonder... More on this story later.

FEATURE

Here we feature a commmon forumer, for it is known that some forumers are also artists! Amazing, no? Today we will be featuring ~snoopyfemme! A now less active forumite, she once frequented the complaints stomping ground with great power. She is a lovely writer, and is now working on a trilogy epic, the first of the three being "The blood of mankind", I think that's the title anyway. She is also an amazing doller, skillfully using...whatever program she uses to make wonderous dolls and bases. Here are a few select works.



Forum stuff

In the last month, we experienced the fearsome "/" invasion, where /'s would follow every " and '. A terrible time it was. But the admins fixed it, and so forumers are happy again! There is also talk of forum pdates. Sounds good...

AWARDS! And non-awards!

Here we award mini forum awards for best thread, comment, and comment chain. This is where you can send ideas and such to help us out here.

THREADS

"What do I do if I get banned?"

[link] (best part is, this guy hasn't been banned for ban evasion yet)

"I HAVE TOUCHED A POKEMON"

[link]

"Is that a roll of quarters?"

[link]

"I LIEK SONIC"

[link] People these days.

And finally, "YOU SIR, are not an engineer!"

[link] A wonderful complaint destroying many lazy engineers.

COMMENTS! COMMENT CHAINS!

Sadly, neither of these catogories have anything, because YOU, the readers, SENT US NOTHING. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOULS.

The interview!

Once again empty. Being an editor, I must lay blame on a another worker. I blame Bohobella, being her turn to interview. We hope we have this part next thread.

Other crap!

So, what's a good plz right now? A combo! and will entertain you on many sleepless nights! Or cause them, whichever.

So what's the worst pz in existance? Worst. EVER. Seriously.

Well, that concludes this forum newsletter! Stay tuned folks, and we might be back here in a month! Remember to send in suggestions by note! Bye bye now!