The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest dAmn chat quotes.

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Feel free to note me with suggested dAmn quotes to go into the next edition.

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Edition Eight
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The Quotes

<leaf-lover> YAY ALCOHOL
<leaf-lover> I might have had one oo mamy
<leaf-lover> er too
<ananasjihad>
<leaf-lover> but ommmgg the barman was sooo goof looking
<leaf-lover> it is all his faaault
<ananasjihad> So how many cocktails has steph had? Or how many can you remember?
<leaf-lover> like 6?
<leaf-lover> maybe
<ananasjihad> you can only remember 6?
<leaf-lover> yeaaaah
<leaf-lover> you knowwho's hot?
<leaf-lover> chix0r: 's shot
<Tachy-on> lol
<leaf-lover> nooo, I man hot
<leaf-lover> oh man
<Tachy-on>
<leaf-lover> we should have apary
<leaf-lover> with balloons and everything
<ananasjihad> apary? not even a party first?
<leaf-lover> yiu are mean (
<leaf-lover>
<ananasjihad> Its all out of love i swear
<leaf-lover> :teads:
<leaf-lover> er :treara:
<leaf-lover> aww man
<leaf-lover>
<ananasjihad> If we send a bucket will the tears end?
<leaf-lover> haha
<leaf-lover> I'm not that gone
<ananasjihad>
* leaf-lover I;n diggin thosegiod vibtatuins
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<Tachy-on> oh oh , we lost her
<Tachy-on> oh, she's back
<ananasjihad> thats dialup for ya
<Tachy-on> Her head probably hit the back button.
<leaf-lover> >.>
<leaf-lover> I mat have pressed tge weong bytton
<leaf-lover> omg I casnno type
<chix0r> omg
<chix0r> leaf-lover: are you drunk?
<leaf-lover> maybe
<ananasjihad> oh crap chix0rs awake
<leaf-lover> I had a fewww
<chix0r> lol
<chix0r> and I never shot anyone!
<Tachy-on> lol



<jenepooh> How do we know what team we're on? TRAC?
<Moonbeam13> so lets do this team by team
<Moonbeam13> jenepooh ?
<FallenRox> jenepooh: ?
<Moonbeam13> you're on artist relations sweetie



<Carbon-A> sneakysnickerz: You... you can die from too much water?!
<anjules> Carbon-A: it's called drowning
<DJStrife> anjules: lawl
<Carbon-A> anjules: Ohhh...



<Stykera> I kept having dreams about mudkips.
<Stykera> They were alive.
<Little-Vampire> they are alive
<Stykera> They caused some kind of explosion and toxic leak and my city had to evacuate.
<Stykera> They marched on us chanting "SO WE HERD U LEIK US!"
<Stykera> Gonna kill Lolly.



<Bacafreak> CodyO: crap. gtg
<Bacafreak> was nice shatting with u all



06:14:54 <EPurpl3> lol, what happened, why all the avatars look like a blue rabbit?!



<gotcuddles> MeritsOfHonor: cuddles is the name of my chinchilla
<boltfyre> woah
<boltfyre> i love chinchillas
<boltfyre> they're delicious



<coutrney176> zombierap21: im a gay O_o
<coutrney176> *guy
<coutrney176> GUY
<coutrney176> Fuck!!!



<eskirinabsolute> THIS IS HOW YOU GET AHEAD.
<mykel> ALRIGHT WILLS
<eskirinabsolute> DRINK YOUR TEETH.
<eskirinabsolute> STAY IN MILK.
<eskirinabsolute> DON'T DO SCHOOL.
<eskirinabsolute> GET EIGHT HOURS OF DRUGS.
<eskirinabsolute> BRUSH YOUR SLEEP.



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<leaf-lover> oh em gee timeout
<chix0r> lol
<leaf-lover> so the guy serving me had a toatto off a nekkidladeh
<chix0r> *a tattoo of a naked ladie
<chix0r> *lady
<leaf-lover> shh
<chix0r> what, I was just translating
<ananasjihad> Does the drunk translating certificate need renewing after a few years or did i imagine that?
<mykel> alison and kelly are trying to convince me to get my ears pierced.
<chix0r> lol
<leaf-lover> DO UITTT
<leaf-lover> it's like addicitd, I want loooads more now
<Tachy-on> You want more ears?
<leaf-lover> yes
<leaf-lover> ni
<leaf-lover> wait
<mykel> lol
<ananasjihad> Can never have enough ears
<leaf-lover> God tomnorrw I am gonna be all wtf happened
<ananasjihad> Gives you that good 7.1 surround sound effect
<Tachy-on> leaf-lover: It's okay, this will all be in the LOL Corner next week for you to read.
<chix0r> lol
<leaf-lover>