The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest dAmn chat quotes.

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The Quotes

<rapidograph> limetastic: I will beat off all those crazy boyfriends of yours
<rapidograph> limetastic: ...wait, that didn't come out right



<LinkxTetra> ill have you know i can get my mom on here



<DreamzAngel> Hi im new here can someone help me
<youthculture> what's up, DreamzAngel?
<DreamzAngel> Youth
<DreamzAngel> How do we chat?
<youthculture> you are.
<youthculture> right now.
<DreamzAngel> this is it?
<youthculture> yes.
<DreamzAngel> Oh



<CrazyThoroughbred> what are ovaries
<chromerobot> ovaries ? I think they put those in omlets



<youthculture> oh god
<youthculture> biggest spider ever
<youthculture> i threw a tea kettle at it
<youthculture> sdikjfsfjds
<youthculture> aaaaa



<monori-lai> There's something white on the floor
<monori-lai> Oh wait
<monori-lai> Nvm
<monori-lai> They're my socks
<Ashlings> Well, are they clean?



<silentdark> i really have to pee
<imogene> go go!
<silentdark> but i couldn't be bothered getting up
<imogene> oi
<silentdark> what
<silentdark> i have a styrofoam cup here...



<spyed>
<CaiJohnson> X.x'
<Kelsayyy> ack
<lenawargo> duck!
<umbrellor> spyed: Llama = Bannhammer
<spyed> umbrellor: bring it!



<JoyJoyfulTheRabbit> anjules: Can post double in Help Desk?
<anjules> JoyJoyfulTheRabbit: sorry, I'm not sure what you mean...?
<JoyJoyfulTheRabbit> anjules: twice time to repost Help Desk



<youthculture> oh my god
<youthculture> i just went to CVS
<youthculture> and when i left
<youthculture> i got into the WRONG CAR
<youthculture> and sat there
<youthculture> and thought it was mine
<youthculture>
<anjules>
<Tachy-on> youthculture: lol
<Tachy-on> youthculture: It wasn't locked?
<youthculture> NO
<youthculture> and it was the same model as ours!
<youthculture> and i look at the ipod (which we don't own)
<youthculture> the thing hanging off at the rearview mirror (We don't even have a rear view mirror)
<youthculture> and the cigar (we don't smoke)
<Tachy-on>
<youthculture> and i go: "yeah, this is totally our car wtf are you talking about"
<Tachy-on> Aren't rear view mirrors standard equipment?
<youthculture> ours fell off lol
<Tachy-on> haha
<youthculture> so my mom RUNS out of the car
<youthculture> and leaves me there
<youthculture> with all the bags
<Tachy-on> lolol
<youthculture> and i finally go: "OH MY GOD THIS ISN'T MY CAR" and i'm having a panic attack while i try to get our bags and run rofl
<Tachy-on>
<youthculture> it was like my worst nightmare