The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest dAmn chat quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

When something funny happens on dAmn, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!

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Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.

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The Quotes

<anmari> Narfmaster: I thought I was special!
<Comrade-Kelly> Missing a chromosome is special.



<Ephemeral-Reality> zombierap21: $chix0r you know... the owner
<Ephemeral-Reality> kyza: who owns deviantART?
<Ephemeral-Reality> kyza: is it $spinegrinder ?
<Ephemeral-Reality> or $lolly ?



<andthemusic> Anyone watch Herpes?
<andthemusic> LOL.
<andthemusic> HEROES. I meant Heroes!



<frozenpandaman> Stykera: You can't lick other MN@s, right?
<frozenpandaman> *kick
<Stykera> frozenpandaman: ALL THE TIME.



<JohnJensen> Hey everyone I'm homo!
<JohnJensen> Err home*



<Lillium1232323> I love anime
<Lillium1232323> i am from japan
<Lillium1232323> the home of japan



<boltfyre> there
<boltfyre> is a bug
<boltfyre> on my screen
<boltfyre> and i can't smush it because it's on my screen ; ;
<Taisenki> restart your computer



** pivorod was kicked by alienhead * Get out.
<smoking-mirrors> Ooo, did I miss fun stuff?
<alienhead> smoking-mirrors: <ivorod> ayone bord with this chatroom try superherosoftheworld chatroom
<smoking-mirrors> Ah.
<smoking-mirrors> What a shore.
<smoking-mirrors> whore
<Lavos12> Son of a beach.



<mykel> wb opioid
<opioid> thankye
<opioid> what'd i miss
<mykel> opioid: second coming of christ.
<opioid> mykel: well fuck. ia lways miss that. this is like, the fifth second coming of christ i've missed this week
<mykel> opioid: it's okay he was like, "brb."



<phathryyn> Katy i have this friend right?
<phathryyn> i was on the line to see armaggedon
<phathryyn> and he comes out of the movie theater and goes
<phathryyn> hey Anta
<phathryyn> bruce willis dies in this shit
<phathryyn> WHAT?????
<smoking-mirrors> haah.
<phathryyn> THE FUCK
<phathryyn> so a few months later
<phathryyn> i'm in the line to buy tickets to the sixth sense
<phathryyn> and he randomly appears and say
<phathryyn> bruce willis is still dead