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<courtney176> It's quite quiet in here.
<courtney176> I could download the sound of a pin dropping



<SeizureMoses> atheist repent!
* SeizureMosesbrings brings forth two plastic tablets
<SeizureMoses> I have been to the dessert and God showed himself to me in the form of a burning chicken
<SeizureMoses> a very delicious burning chicken. finger licking good
<SeizureMoses> anyway, god said on to me "bring these two plastic tablets to my atheists, for they have forgotten my path"
<SeizureMoses> and I was like "o rly?"
<SeizureMoses> and he was like "ya rly"
<SeizureMoses> also, he told me the lottery numbers but I'm not gonna tell you them
<infinity0> lol
<infinity0> i ate god for breakfast today
<infinity0> tasted like shrimp
<SeizureMoses> so anyway yada yada yada here are the tablets
<SeizureMoses> I think there are cheat codes or something on them
<SeizureMoses> one is for sure some codes to make tomb raider nude
<SeizureMoses> now taketh onto you and use them wisely, for thou not want to anger the burning chicken!
<SeizureMoses> and for christ's sake, get rid of that gold bull, it's so 1000 B.C.
<infinity0> y'what?
* SeizureMoses has seizure



<The-Butterses> whitefox94: duz you know what shishkabob means?
<whitefox94> The-Butterses: er i think it means like omg or sumin



<Stykera> So many good, happy chatters tonight.
* Stykera pats the good chat.
<Stykera> I love you all.
<mykel> Okay... Who drugged Stykera?
<Stykera> mykel: I SAID I LOVE YOU ALL.
<mykel>



* MaryMotherofGod sets mode: +Waiting MaryMotherofGod
<WallOfTruth> Oh god.
<MaryMotherofGod> Bless you realitysquared, you are an impartial rock in a sea oftumultuous water. And WallOfTruth you should watch how you use the Lord's name.



<Archrono>Hot zombie chicks make me feel funny
<Dont-Cry-Emo>you like my hot zombie chicks?
<Archrono>Dont-Cry-Emo: they make me wonder if I'd hump anything vaguely feminine
<DataScream>Archrono: you hump anything that moves
<The-Flying-Fairy>Archrono:
* The-Flying-Fairyhides from Archrono behind DataScream
<Archrono>DataScream: admittedly I try to hump the cursor as I try to move it across the screen
<DataScream>Archrono: you must go through a LOT of monitors



<phathryyn> man i gotta go shit in a church!
<phathryyn> SIT
<phathryyn> SIT*



<mykel> I was looking for some stock photos of some normal folks, but on dA all I get is naked dudes and people in ridiculous costumes.
<Tachy-on> Feel free to note me the naked dudes



<mykel> Hey we don't need to know about what you do in private.
<FreezeBlade> hooked to a tazer?
<smoking-mirrors> mykel: I read.
<smoking-mirrors> I thought we already discussed this.
<mykel> In private?
<mykel> Katy is a closet reader!?
<smoking-mirrors> Yes.
<mykel> DON'T COME IN I'M ALMOST DONE (WITH THIS CHAPTER)
<smoking-mirrors> hehe.
<mykel> THE CLIMAX WAS SO GOOD (BUT THE PLOT NEEDED WORK)



<Comrade-Kelly> I can taste the low amount of fat and sugar in this pudding.
<Comrade-Kelly> I am not pleased.
<Comrade-Kelly> Someone call Bill Cosby and tell him, the shit has hit the fan.