The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

When something funny happens on the chat network, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!

Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.

Past Editions:
Edition One
Edition Two
Edition Three
Edition Four
Edition Five
Edition Six
Edition Seven
Edition Eight
Edition Nine
Edition Ten
Edition Eleven
Edition Twelve
Edition Thirteen
Edition Fourteen

The Quotes

<lenawargo> spyed: but u still win for coolest g/f
<spyed> lol, awe.. well I won't argue, J is pretty insanely cool.
<spyed> she's a microsoft search engine, a lesbian, and an alien killer.



<photographicfireman> mykel: ooo hey i have a question
<mykel> photographicfireman: No it's not supposed to burn when you pee. D:



<love4art> xCyniX357: so tell me about you
<xCyniX357> well... I'm 5 foot 10 inches tall with dark brown hair
<xCyniX357> uhm
<xCyniX357> I like to cuddle, play video games and do random stuff
<xCyniX357> Mac user
<xCyniX357> hmm
<xCyniX357> I'm wearing black pants right now
<xCyniX357> uhm....
<xCyniX357> My favorite movie is Caddyshack
<xCyniX357> boobs rock
<love4art> ...



<parliamentFunk> Did it just get shorter in here or is it just diamond281?



<jake10684> is it possible that InvaderMar and Chimpantalones have surpassed even my levels of sappiness?
<InvaderMar> jake10684, I am currently away. Reason: talking to the most handsome boy in the universe (we all know that is `Chimpantalones)
<Chimpantalones> jake10684, I am currently away. Reason: talking to the most beautiful girl in the universe (we all know that is =InvaderMar)
<jake10684> quite possible



<IaiaRose> damn internet takes forever to download
<Exen> IaiaRose: thats why we download files, and not the whole internet.



<closetmonkey> nightfall8705: you look more confused than a cow on astroturf



b0r3d13> Stykera: you have a dollar sign now?
<Stykera> b0r3d13: No.
<Stykera> What an odd thing to say.
<b0r3d13> Stykera: that's what i see next yoru name though
<b0r3d13> glitch?
<Stykera> b0r3d13: Totally.



<dreamingvampire> J1Star: is the chat on time O,o i see people left cause time is out...



<Gravemaster7> codeboy: you know what an australian kiss is?
<IAmTheException> Gravemaster7: is that like a french kiss...but down under?