The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!

Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.

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The Quotes

<spyed> dude andrew you're now mccannimal
<spyed> it's like mccanical except
<spyed> I think women will think more highly of you as mccanimal
<mccann> ah, thats inl ine with mccaniac
<mccann> rawr.
<spyed> mmhmm. mccanimal.
<spyed> perfect! your classic entrance line can always be
<spyed> 'rawr'
<spyed> kinda like mine is 'y0' ?
<spyed> 'rawr'
<spyed> I like this.
<spyed> ok ok
<spyed> lets pretend you just came in to the room
* spyed clears throat
<realillusions> hey mccann!
<mccann> rawr.
<spyed> OK everyone, here's the one, the only! ... mccannimal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<spyed> wait, wait, you're supposed to wait until after the introduction line
<princessmorgan> spyed: go home, get some rest... you're getting delusional.
<spyed> try it again try it again
<realillusions> oh
<realillusions> ok
** mccann has left
** mccann has joined
<spyed> ok, *ahem* here's the one, the only! ... mccannimal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<realillusions> hey mccann!
<princessmorgan> omg, it's mccann
<mccann> raaaaaaawr.



<DeburaInc> dus anyone know where i can find the "No Bra" manga



<Jiyuu-Chan> I have a bird between my legs!
<Jiyuu-Chan> ..wait.
<Jiyuu-Chan> *headdesk*



<magmanorn> csst520: There is no such chatroom because there are not many Chinese



<smoking-mirrors> I have pancakes.
<smoking-mirrors> And my mom's at work.
<kamizu> eat them
<Exyo> eat them
<Nex9k9> We're all coming over.
<Nex9k9> Wait for us.
<smoking-mirrors> Yay.
<smoking-mirrors> Er
<smoking-mirrors> I don't have pancakes
<smoking-mirrors> I want pancakes.
<Nex9k9> ..
<smoking-mirrors> That was a bad mess up.
<smoking-mirrors> Sorry to disappoint.
<kamizu> ..
<Nex9k9> We're not coming over.
<Nex9k9> No point.
<smoking-mirrors>
<kamizu> We're never coming over.
<kamizu> Ever.



* APimpingSquirrel needs a pillow to hump on
<APimpingSquirrel> O_O
<APimpingSquirrel> Jump*******
<APimpingSquirrel> Oh my god



<the-unnamed21> Reincarnated-Al: smells can be washed away, jumping off a bridge into a garbage truck lasts forever



<techevy>GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<DarkestVirtue>This is why bears aren't allowed on the internet.



<Bostwickenator> cornholing: Redbull or redbull concentrate?
<cornholing> Bostwickenator: normal redbull.... ive never heard of red bull concentrate??
<anjules> Bostwickenator: we have that here?
<Bostwickenator> anjules: Yes we do
<anjules> Bostwickenator: what colour is it?
<Bostwickenator> anjules: I'm not going to lie its pretty near the colour of urine
<anjules> Bostwickenator: I meant the bottle!!



<Gdark11> Moral?
<Gdark11> Theres a MORAL to cat in the hat?
<ttstrangler> yeah... either don't make a mess while your parents are away
<ttstrangler> or...
<ttstrangler> throw purple sh#% at your mom's boyfriend