How smart do you think you are?

I thought it was time to check out how smart the avarage member of deviantart is. Therefore I made a test with 45 questions. Questions about math, geography, chemistry, history, etc. But do not think it will be easy. This is a hard test. Consider knowing the answer to only 5 of the question.

Please keep this test honest, so don't use searching machines like google. That wouldn't be honest to the rest of the competators.

This isn't a test to embarras you or anything like that. It has nothing to do with embarrasing people, BUT YOU CAN EARN A STAMP

Also, I will grant the winner a very special stamp which he/she can put in his/her journal. If you don't have a subscription, you can paste the link. But do make it look shiny. YOU ARE PROUD OF IT!!!

STOP!
These are the rules:
- No cheating as said before
- Clear answers (if you do not know the answer, don't fill it in)
- !!SEND THE RESULTS TO ME!! DO NOT PASTE THEM HERE!!
- thank you for entering

The answers must have been send in by may 20th 12:00 GMT
!!That means you only have 3½ days left!!

I will notify the participants as soon as possible

SUCCES EVERYBODY

<sub>Several examples of questions are:

Question: Car, Bycycle, Train, Airplane
Answer: The answer is Airplane, because the other 3 are part of transport in the ground.

Question: 4 + 5
Answer: 4 + 5 = 9 (please write down the entire calculation)

Question: Poo is: |Brown| |Yellow| |Purple| |I dunno, I never looked| |What is poo?|
Answer: Brown

---SOME QUESTIONS CONTAIN HIDDEN MESSAGES---

---THERE ARE QUITE A LOT TRICK-QUESTIONS---</sub>


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1. Why is ice slippery?

2. What is a cirrus?

3. Why does ice float?

4. 6⁴?

5. Is an oxidator positive or negative?

6. What is cirrostratus?

7. How much water is there on our planet? (in Km³)

8. At what temperature does water weigh the most?

9. And how heavy is 1 liter at that temperature?

10. Describe 1 second exactly. (so not ¹/₆₀ minute)

11. What is cirrocumulus?

12. At what time exactly does the astronomical spring begin?

13. Which band recorded a Weather Forcast?

14. What is altocumulus?

15. What is sequence of colours in a rainbow?

16. What is cumulus?

17. What is a cumulonimbus?

18. Where do the most tornadoes/hurricanes occur?

19. 6 + 4^-1?

20. Howmany dimensions are there?

21. What does 00 in 007 mean?

22. Istanbul, Noviomagus, Byzantium, Constantinopel, Nova Roma

23. Who said the following: "Ich bin ein Berliner!" , and why?

24. Is prefide Albion an invective?

25. What are the smallest particles?

26. And howmany of these are located in a neutron?

27. Differentiate: e^x ?

28. Which general gained power 35 years ago in Chili?

29. Against who's regime did this general commit a coup?

30. centaur, dragon, sfinx, griffioen

31. What is x when 6710 = 16 ^{. 311+2}/_x+17
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32. What is the name of the white wizard in Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring

33. Name 10 countries in Europe.

34. Name 10 states in the US.

35. What is the capital of Kazachstan?

36. What is the capital of Thailand?

37. What is the capital of Ethiopia?

38. What is the capital of the Filipines?

39. What is the capital of Australia?

40. Which DB level causes damage?

41. In which game by Valve are powerisers used?

42. OCÉ is: a guy, a company, a backyard, a chicken, a billboard, a toilet?

43. Who is Slash?

44. Which game features an excellent multiplayer but worst-case-scenario single player? (multiple options)

45. Who am I?

THIS IS THE END OF THE TEST

PLEASE SEND YOUR ANSWERS TO ME AND LEAVE A COMMENT JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT

Thank you very much for competing and trying to win my GLORIOUS stamp.

Cheers,
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