The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!

Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.

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The LOL Corner Contest Results

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The winner of the Header Graphic category is:

by *Kay-Z

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Honorable mention and the winner of a 3 month subscription goes to:

by ~BlackHawk00021


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by =DeMaulwurfn

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Honorable mention and the winner of a 3 month subscription goes to:

by ~DaV1nc1


Thanks to everyone that entered and a special thanks to the judges!

I'll be contacting the winners soon about your prizes.

The Quotes

<Nullermanden> Kayris06: Girls require time and money
<Nullermanden> Kayris06: Girls = Time x money
<Nullermanden> Kayris06: and as we all know, time is money
<Nullermanden> Kayris06: Time = Money
<Nullermanden> Kayris06: so therefore, Girls = Money x Money = (Money)2
<Nullermanden> Since we all know money is the root of all evil
<Nullermanden> Money = [square root]Evil
<Nullermanden> therefore: Girls = [squareroot]Evil2
<Nullermanden> aaand we're forced to conclude that: Girls = Evil
<Nullermanden> it's a proven fact, sorry
<Kayris06>
<hyperized> Nullermanden: we're forced to conclude here that we have discovered the very reason you dont have a girlfriend ..



<ivewaitedforyou> hola
<TastyOne> how goes?
** ivewaitedforyou has left [connection closed]
<TastyOne> you go



<Gdark11> bananacomicsyay: Okay hold on..
<Gdark11> bananacomicsyay: *balls*
<bananacomicsyay> LOL
<Gdark11> bananacomicsyay: LOL CALLS*
<Gdark11> bananacomicsyay: Jeez!



<r3trace> I have only been her like 10 minutes
<r3trace> here
<r3trace> Her?
<1kisame94> xDDDDD
<r3trace> Damn sex change



<Lotus4life> Once, me and a few of my friends snuck into the computer room and rearranged all the keys on the all the keyboards
<Lotus4life> They couldn't figure out how to fix it, so they bought all new keyboards :3



<Beccalicious>baked beans are weird
<PoeticWar>baked beans and sausages are supreme
<squanpie>mmm
<Beccalicious>PoeticWar: on toast
<PoeticWar>absolutely
<PoeticWar>or on a baked potato
<PoeticWar>with cheese
<Beccalicious>yes
<Beccalicious>mmmm
** thecoolbeane has joined



<IBinsanity> smoking-mirrors: and then she complained to allison that it was like talking to a brick wall and all this other jazz and told me i'd never change and then blocked me and banned me from her room and all this other jazz.
<smoking-mirrors> Exactly.
<Comrade-Kelly> And also, as an advocate and legal representative for The FannyBrick Foundation,
<Comrade-Kelly> I would like to say,
<Comrade-Kelly> that bricks have feelings too.
<Comrade-Kelly> Recent studies have shown that bricks have a severe form of social anxiety and are lightly seasoned with autism.
<smoking-mirrors> I fucking love you.
<Comrade-Kelly> It is rather insensitive to insinuate that they CAN'T HEAR YOU or don't want to respond. They're trying okay?
<Comrade-Kelly> And so far, the only known form of expressions are via, Brick Houses. Also see: Mighty, mighty.



<magmanorn> Rendarin: I was going to ask a question about it but I suddenly forgote
<cuppas> i know your question magmanorn
<cuppas> and yes.
<cuppas> i will ho out with you if you come to my city
<cuppas> ho out
<cuppas> awesome.
<cuppas> not go out at all.



* Boxymoron pelts vastblue with marshmallows.
<vastblue> Boxymoron: Mmm, marshamallowy agony...
<Boxymoron> vastblue: not if it's traveling at 100 MPH at time of impact.
<vastblue> Boxymoron: What a way to die.
<Boxymoron> vastblue: Not really?
<Boxymoron> vastblue: Now, if you wanted to be creative with a murder that actually works, what you do is you use hamburger for bullets.
<vastblue> "Aww, poor soul. How'd he die?" "marshmallow." "Marshmallow?" "Marshmallow." "?"
<Boxymoron> vastblue: frozen hamburger.
<vastblue> Boxymoron: Like McDonalds, just quicker.
<Boxymoron> vastblue: LOL!



<cloakofshadow> i fell in love with an albino once.
<leglover> was she pretty?
<cloakofshadow> dunno, it snowed.