
The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!
Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.Past Editions:Edition OneEdition TwoEdition ThreeEdition FourEdition FiveEdition SixEdition SevenEdition EightEdition NineEdition TenEdition ElevenEdition TwelveEdition ThirteenEdition FourteenEdition FifteenEdition SixteenEdition SeventeenThe LOL Corner Contest Results
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DaV1nc1Thanks to everyone that entered and a special thanks to the judges!
I'll be contacting the winners soon about your prizes.The Quotes
<Nullermanden> Kayris06: Girls require time and money
<Nullermanden> Kayris06: Girls = Time x money
<Nullermanden> Kayris06: and as we all know, time is money
<Nullermanden> Kayris06: Time = Money
<Nullermanden> Kayris06: so therefore, Girls = Money x Money = (Money)2
<Nullermanden> Since we all know money is the root of all evil
<Nullermanden> Money = [square root]Evil
<Nullermanden> therefore: Girls = [squareroot]Evil2
<Nullermanden> aaand we're forced to conclude that: Girls = Evil
<Nullermanden> it's a proven fact, sorry
<Kayris06>

<hyperized> Nullermanden: we're forced to conclude here that we have discovered the very reason you dont have a girlfriend ..
<ivewaitedforyou> hola
<TastyOne> how goes?
** ivewaitedforyou has left [connection closed]
<TastyOne> you go
<Gdark11> bananacomicsyay: Okay hold on..
<Gdark11> bananacomicsyay: *balls*
<bananacomicsyay> LOL
<Gdark11> bananacomicsyay: LOL CALLS*
<Gdark11> bananacomicsyay: Jeez!
<r3trace> I have only been her like 10 minutes

<r3trace> here
<r3trace> Her?
<1kisame94> xDDDDD
<r3trace> Damn sex change
<Lotus4life> Once, me and a few of my friends snuck into the computer room and rearranged all the keys on the all the keyboards
<Lotus4life> They couldn't figure out how to fix it, so they bought all new keyboards :3
<Beccalicious>baked beans are weird
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PoeticWar>baked beans and sausages are supreme
<squanpie>mmm
<Beccalicious>
PoeticWar: on toast
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PoeticWar>absolutely
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PoeticWar>or on a baked potato
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PoeticWar>with cheese
<Beccalicious>yes
<Beccalicious>mmmm
** thecoolbeane has joined
<IBinsanity> smoking-mirrors: and then she complained to allison that it was like talking to a brick wall and all this other jazz and told me i'd never change and then blocked me and banned me from her room and all this other jazz.
<smoking-mirrors> Exactly.
<Comrade-Kelly> And also, as an advocate and legal representative for The FannyBrick Foundation,
<Comrade-Kelly> I would like to say,
<Comrade-Kelly> that bricks have feelings too.
<Comrade-Kelly> Recent studies have shown that bricks have a severe form of social anxiety and are lightly seasoned with autism.
<smoking-mirrors> I fucking love you.
<Comrade-Kelly> It is rather insensitive to insinuate that they CAN'T HEAR YOU or don't want to respond. They're trying okay?
<Comrade-Kelly> And so far, the only known form of expressions are via, Brick Houses. Also see: Mighty, mighty.
<magmanorn> Rendarin: I was going to ask a question about it but I suddenly forgote
<cuppas> i know your question magmanorn
<cuppas> and yes.
<cuppas> i will ho out with you if you come to my city
<cuppas> ho out
<cuppas> awesome.
<cuppas> not go out at all.
* Boxymoron pelts vastblue with marshmallows.
<vastblue> Boxymoron:

Mmm, marshamallowy agony...
<Boxymoron> vastblue: not if it's traveling at 100 MPH at time of impact.
<vastblue> Boxymoron:

What a way to die.
<Boxymoron> vastblue: Not really?
<Boxymoron> vastblue: Now, if you wanted to be creative with a murder that actually works, what you do is you use hamburger for bullets.

<vastblue> "Aww, poor soul. How'd he die?" "marshmallow." "Marshmallow?" "Marshmallow." "

?"
<Boxymoron> vastblue: frozen hamburger.
<vastblue> Boxymoron:

Like McDonalds, just quicker.
<Boxymoron> vastblue: LOL!
<cloakofshadow> i fell in love with an albino once.
<leglover> was she pretty?
<cloakofshadow> dunno, it snowed.
Devious Comments
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Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice...
Personally, I think it'll end in a sort of lukewarm mush.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Confucius say: "Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts."
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If you actually read this, consider the time you took reading it wasted.
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Big boobs are just a distraction from the floor show.
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<leglover> was she pretty?
<cloakofshadow> dunno, it snowed.
/me falls over laughing
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