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<youthculture> dude, everybody's state is bigger thsn aOH GOD SPIDER
<youthculture> please pardon me while i go have a panic attack
<youthculture> i hit it with an IV bag
<youthculture> i didn't even know i had an IV bag
<Tachy-on> lol
<youthculture> and now it's covered in spider guts
<youthculture> dude that thing was huge
<youthculture> and ALMOST TOUCHING MY COMPUTER
<youthculture> i had to defend myself
<APimpingSquirrel> Bostwickenator: o3o And I got a condom
<APimpingSquirrel> Oh fuck
<Bostwickenator> APimpingSquirrel:
<APimpingSquirrel>
<APimpingSquirrel> I meant condo
<bakka> hello BobMarly, and welcome to deviantART, how may we help you?
<BobMarly> hi i have a tattoo obove ma right nipple and i want it covered do u have any ideas of what i could have to replace it
<obloquitor> My friend called me to tell me he was a telemarketer.
<obloquitor> He woke me up for that.
<ash--tray> there's only one i in dictionary, smartass
<ash--tray> SHIT
** APimpingSquirrel has joined
** APimpingSquirrel has left
** APimpingSquirrel has joined
<APimpingSquirrel> I forgot my purse
** APimpingSquirrel has left
<venuslove> play with me
<venuslove> or ill play with myself
<venuslove> *by myself
<Comrade-Kelly> I feel so herbed?
<Comrade-Kelly> People say that?
<Comrade-Kelly> Like did you rub yourself down with some rosemary?
<Exyo> I say it all the time.
<kamizu> <Exyo> I say it all the thyme.*
<emolife18>o so what i cant spell that good because in bosteon we spell diffrent
<sskaeleen> i am making a chicken
<sskaeleen> from scratch
<mans0n> woah
<mans0n> how many eggs does that take
<dammitMEL> Only one!
<dammitMEL> It has to growwwwwww for a long time.
<sskaeleen> yeah only one
<sskaeleen> no, i ahve the EGGCELERATOR
<sskaeleen> it makes them grow fast
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