The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

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The Quotes

<Comrade-Kelly> I love Julie Andrews too.
<Comrade-Kelly> Although, Sound of Music bores me now. I've seen it way too many times.
<Comrade-Kelly> Hell, when I was five, I thought I was Maria.
<Comrade-Kelly> But, when I was five, I also thought I was a power ranger.
<Comrade-Kelly> The Hills were alive with the sound of--GO GO POWAHRANGERRSSS



* yashachan is back
<duststorm10> That sucks.
<duststorm10> yashachan: Err, not you.
<yashachan> lol



<jamberry-song> KissMyHuman: Like roday?
<jamberry-song> today* even
<jamberry-song> wow, Scooby doo moment



* DaPineapple looks about for someone to do.
<DaPineapple> Err.
<DaPineapple> I mean.
<DaPineapple> Something.
<pyropixie584>



<kyza> chix0r: if i was in scotland right now, you would be in trouble
<chix0r> kyza: if you were in scotland right now you'd be in my bed!
<chix0r> or doing my dishes
<kyza>
<chix0r> or something
<kyza> lol
<kyza> id be doing something
<kyza> maybe not dishes
<chix0r> lol
<kyza> :wink:
<chix0r> haha
<chix0r> the garden!



* flyinghamsterofdoom is listening to: I don't have music playing by Silence.



<AeraCrescent> Oh man. I just asked my mom if Pineapples grew on trees.
<SaltshakerClock> AeraCrescent: They do right?



<1kisame94> i kept thinking my dad is walking up the stairs
<1kisame94> but its the fridge
* 1kisame94 and no, the fridge isnt walking up the stairs =.=



<the-unnamed21> Here's an inappropriate thought. Did the little bacteria and insects that helped decompose Christ's body become magic and holy by virtue of their consuming part of him, does it make them Christian, much like drinking wine, the blood of christ, or biting the wafer, the body of christ. Is there a special thread of Holy worms somewhere in Jerusalem? That look at other worms and wiggle away their ailments and ... worm over water, seeing as they can't walk anyways. I'm rambling. I enjoy socks only when I am taking them off, otherwise they're the devil's work.



<TZZDC> its like girls dont fart
<TZZDC> they release lady like gasses
* Nosdi doesn't poop for sexual reasons.
<Coquisted-Donny> and we dont burp
<Coquisted-Donny> or scratch our crotch
<cypherxaint> lumipallo just burped when i joined
<TZZDC> where their farts smell like flowers and spring time
<Coquisted-Donny> I fart glitter
<lumipallo> she did
<Nosdi> I fart unicorns.
<Nosdi> It's kind of painful.
<Nosdi> But they're so beautiful.