The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

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The Quotes

<limetastic> Goodness. 2 drinks is all it took. Those martinis were very strong though.
<limetastic> I woke up in my closet.



<013183> There's jobs opening up in two months for operating a dump truck, keeping it moving at like 2mph while it's filled with stuff off the farm lands.
<013183> But i was never taught to ride stick.
<013183> DRIVE!
<013183> Drive stick!
<7asoud> 013183: OMG
<7asoud> 013183: Oh my sweet jesus!



<Tierdaen> i contracted cybersyphilis from a popup bot on IRC



<scot22894>xxsardisxx: i can see why its called noise
<scot22894>xxsardisxx: my cameras really loud on iso 1600
<scot22894>xxsardisxx: if your in a quite room you can hear it whiring away
<scot22894> xxsardisxx: yeah but when i read reveiws on my camera that qwas one of the things
<scot22894> it has a VERY loud noise on iso 1600
<xxsardisxx> scot22894: ..... thats not what i meant though, noise as in digital grain, not literal noise
<scot22894> xxsardisxx: ohh



** Hinatashuby has joined
<xexa> Hello Hinatashuby. How can we help?
<Hinatashuby> i think im crazy
<xexa> Why's that?
<Hinatashuby> when i was two years old my door opened and kermit the frog and an undead spirit came in my door the undead spirit came to my crib and rubbed my head i screamed for mom she came in in a rush when the spirit vanished eleven years later i figured out it was my great great grandmother



<narutofanx100> But think about it. You know the stupidest person you know? Think about it. Out of 5 million sperm, he was the dominant one. That means that there were 5 million people that could have been even more stupid.



** dman1212 has joined.
<dman1212> boobs?
<dman1212> anyone no were the boobs are?
** dman1212 has left [connection closed]



<spyed> hey guys
<spyed> want to talk for a few minutes
<spyed> just getting off of this phone call
<spyed> it'll take a couple of more minutes but... I haven't attended one of these in ages
<spyed> and I wanted to chill for a sec so.. if you're in to that, stick around!
<kamizu> AA meeting?
<spyed> lol
<spyed> wait what the fuck
<spyed> I'm in the wrong chat room
<spyed> ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
<kamizu> LOL
<kamizu> PWNED
<spyed> I thought i was in #staffmeeting
<kamizu>
<Thanato5>
<spyed> ahahaha
<spyed> I take that AA meeting shit back



<qchiapetp> TheRevolutionX: maybe you should look into makeup too
<qchiapetp> TheRevolutionX: its like photoshop, but on your face



<kyza> do you think if llamas could use deviantART they would spam over sized emotes of people?