You know, I kind of threw up in my mouth when I found out that Trace Cyrus from Metro Station was dating Hanna Beth. Just like Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross's frolicks with Audrey Kitching and Jac Vanek, Emo-Alternative boys just loooooovvvveeee them some Scene booty.

I found this on PerezHilton.com and had to laugh at it. Probably the most hilarious thing I've read all day:

MySpace celeb Jeffree Star reveals exclusively to PerezHilton.com that he is receiving threats from Miley Cyrus' brother, Metro Station lead singer Trace Cyrus.

A little background, first.

Star is/was best friends with Trace's girlfriend, some chick named Hanna Beth. Well, she and Jeffree have just had a falling out.

As web celebs are prone to do, Star took to the Internets to air his beef. And, amongst the allegations he made in his MySpace bulletin to all his friends: that he had been there for Hanna Beth when she was going through hard times, that he's been a shoulder to cry on when her boyfriend repeatedly abuses drugs.

Well, needless to say, Trace Cyrus was NOT happy about that.

Star claims Miley's bro has been sending him harassing text messages, pictures of which we've obtained below.

They say some pretty ugly stuff!

Jeffree tells us he plans on contacting the authorities.

It's getting messy. We love it!

I don't know if the allegations are true, but because it loosely has to do with Miley Cyrus, the media is going to blow it up all over the place. Ms. Beth has had a long history of stirring up shit (check out her "Fuck Kiki Cannibal shirt on Buzznet), and Good Lord, Jeffree is just asking to be made fun of.

While they're all acting like tweens here, I think that Team Cyrus is still the winner here. His statement about Miley boosing Jeffree's fame was actually pretty dead-on. Besides, I wouldn't "press charges" over something this stupid if I were Mr./Ms. Star - this is the best thing to ever happen to his "career" (like he actually has one).

I like Metro Station and I think that Miley Cyrus is talented away from Hanna Montana. The whole Cyrus family is like some puppy mill, except with talented kids. It's kind of scary, but in a good way.

Sticking to my guns when I say that Sceenies cause problems. I think that Warped Tour as a whole should be quarantined for noxious fumes. Hairspray, perfume, Axe deoderant body spray, spermacide...*cough cough*

COMMENTS ARE IN ORDER! I'd love to know what the hell everyone else thinks.

Dorotea