Hey deviantWEAR fans,

With a plethora of new designs, there's sure to be a little something for everyone. Whether you're into sailing the seven seas, keeping a zen state of mind, or simply enjoy things that glow in the dark ... deviantWEAR is here for you! New shirts, new tank top, and even a new lanyard. There's no better way to spend your hard earned cash. You deserve it!

Ahoy, matey! Batten down the hatches! Shiver me timbers! Brush up on your favorite pirate slang for deviantWEAR's "Swashbuckler" shirt. Serious business in the front, with a sweet gold coin on the left sleeve, this shirt lets everyone know that there will be no walking the plank for you. Yo-ho-ho! Prepare to bed boarded. Yarrragh!


Give me a D, give me an E, give me a V ...!

Is it cryptic? Written in code? Part of a larger conspiracy? Of course not! "DEV IANT ART" is just mysterious and puzzling enough to make sense to those who matter -- your fellow deviants. This shirt will weed people who lack artistic imagination and can't think outside of the box. It's your personal creativity detector.


Release your stress, negative feelings, and bad vibes. Living the tranquil life, that's where it's at. Move toward a state of enlightenment with deviantWEAR's new "Zen Buddha" shirt. No need to meditate on whether or not to make this purchase. "Zen Buddha" is 100% for the win!


Having trouble with your Internet connection? Can't get your iPhone to download the latest software release? Is your message center stuck in v5? Don't call the Geek Squad, take charge with new Hi-Tech Chewing Gum!

DeviantWEAR and Kligo Brand have teamed up to bring you 12 sticks of megaenhanced flavored gum. Imported from Japan, it represents the latest trend in Japanese cultural fads. Chew our all-natural gum while performing any kind of technical task and be amazed by how quickly and efficiently the job gets done!

Hi-Tech Chewing Gum is 100% guaranteed to ...

• improve download speeds
• find the nearest WiFi hotspot
• hotwire cars
• seamlessly mount plasma TVs on walls
• and much more!

Now available in new, wasabi flavor!

(These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration because you're buying a SHIRT. This revolutionary 'gum' won't actually advance your brain's technological state, but it will make you a more awesome deviant. Guaranteed.)


Perfect for keeping track of keys, badges, ID cards, USB flash drives and countless other items, these 3/4" inch black lanyards feature a sturdy carabiner with removable clasp. Emblazoned with 'deviantART' text, they even glow in the dark! Srsly. They glow. A lot. Buy one today and you'll always be able to find your keys -- even when the lights go out.



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Team deviantWEAR,
-$Waveswinger and $Heidi