
The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!
Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.Past Editions:Edition OneEdition TwoEdition ThreeEdition FourEdition FiveEdition SixEdition SevenEdition EightEdition NineEdition TenEdition ElevenEdition TwelveEdition ThirteenEdition FourteenEdition FifteenEdition SixteenEdition SeventeenEdition EighteenEdition NineteenEdition TwentyEdition Twenty OneEdition Twenty TwoEdition Twenty ThreeEdition Twenty FourEdition Twenty FiveThe Quotes
<DemonHellNoire> where the fuck is my bum?
<DemonHellNoire> ...
<DemonHellNoire> GUM
<monori-lai> haha
<monori-lai> lol
<tigereyeTW> finally got my ankle to poop!
<mind-assassin> so i was applying for a job at a book store, and one of the questions on the application,
<mind-assassin> This position requires interaction with customers and co-workers. Are you still interested in this position?
<Nyiana-Sama> ooh, i found my toenails
<ZeiferRei> yashachan: !! Shave us! ;_;
<ZeiferRei> *save.
<Chuckskull> batman spoilers?

<Chuckskull> Wears funny suits, pretends to be normal rich guy, saves hot chick from <insert bad guy>, gets laid the end.
<Chuckskull> Been the same plot for 40 years

<chix0r> wow
<chix0r> up until the gets laid at the end part
<chix0r> I thought you were talking about $lolly
<mastio> Tachy-on: yeah it was my ex gf brother he wanted too chill and he came over with,ice cream,hamburger meat,eggs,and a meat beater
<mastio> Tachy-on: i didnt even ask him for any of it....he came up too me and said "dude you wana buy this"
<Tachy-on> mastio: Okay, I don't even want to know what a "meat beater" is

<DarkestVirtue> Tachy-on: It's a kitchen utencil like cheese grater, but more fun.
<Cutiegal101> assassinASS34: to get ur attention I hav to type ass then tab
<Trapiki> b0r3d13: I wants to go play Oblivion

<exsecror> Trapiki: then go play it

<b0r3d13> Trapiki: sounds liek a plan

<Trapiki> exsecror: b0r3d13 I think I will, but but, I'm addicted to dAmn
<b0r3d13> Trapiki: one does not simply leave dAmn
<Trapiki> exsecror:

<b0r3d13> Trapiki: dAmn leaves j00

<exsecror> Trapiki: then I'll unplug your internets

lol
<Trapiki> b0r3d13: its more like, you-get-dragged-out-of-dAmn-by-men-in-white-coats leaving
<b0r3d13> Trapiki:

<rejectfromlife> MNBot: the fact that your new, you barely know how to talk to people directly, they think they are so smart
<BornToByTe> lol reject, you sent a message to a bot :/
<rejectfromlife> Koeryn: i never said anything to the bot
<Koeryn> rejectfromlife: Yes, you did.
<rejectfromlife> MNBot: sorry wrong person
<rejectfromlife> Koeryn: no i didnt
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