The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!

Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.

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The Quotes

<DemonHellNoire> where the fuck is my bum?
<DemonHellNoire> ...
<DemonHellNoire> GUM
<monori-lai> haha
<monori-lai> lol



<tigereyeTW> finally got my ankle to poop!




<mind-assassin> so i was applying for a job at a book store, and one of the questions on the application,
<mind-assassin> This position requires interaction with customers and co-workers. Are you still interested in this position?



<Nyiana-Sama> ooh, i found my toenails



<ZeiferRei> yashachan: !! Shave us! ;_;
<ZeiferRei> *save.




<Chuckskull> batman spoilers?
<Chuckskull> Wears funny suits, pretends to be normal rich guy, saves hot chick from <insert bad guy>, gets laid the end.
<Chuckskull> Been the same plot for 40 years
<chix0r> wow
<chix0r> up until the gets laid at the end part
<chix0r> I thought you were talking about $lolly



<mastio> Tachy-on: yeah it was my ex gf brother he wanted too chill and he came over with,ice cream,hamburger meat,eggs,and a meat beater
<mastio> Tachy-on: i didnt even ask him for any of it....he came up too me and said "dude you wana buy this"
<Tachy-on> mastio: Okay, I don't even want to know what a "meat beater" is
<DarkestVirtue> Tachy-on: It's a kitchen utencil like cheese grater, but more fun.



<Cutiegal101> assassinASS34: to get ur attention I hav to type ass then tab



<Trapiki> b0r3d13: I wants to go play Oblivion
<exsecror> Trapiki: then go play it
<b0r3d13> Trapiki: sounds liek a plan
<Trapiki> exsecror: b0r3d13 I think I will, but but, I'm addicted to dAmn
<b0r3d13> Trapiki: one does not simply leave dAmn
<Trapiki> exsecror:
<b0r3d13> Trapiki: dAmn leaves j00
<exsecror> Trapiki: then I'll unplug your internets lol
<Trapiki> b0r3d13: its more like, you-get-dragged-out-of-dAmn-by-men-in-white-coats leaving
<b0r3d13> Trapiki:



<rejectfromlife> MNBot: the fact that your new, you barely know how to talk to people directly, they think they are so smart
<BornToByTe> lol reject, you sent a message to a bot :/
<rejectfromlife> Koeryn: i never said anything to the bot
<Koeryn> rejectfromlife: Yes, you did.
<rejectfromlife> MNBot: sorry wrong person
<rejectfromlife> Koeryn: no i didnt