Many things just suck ass. No one can deny it.
There's always something that bothers you, makes you want to to complain to somebody!

Well you had your chance to do so in my journal and a lot of people participated and told me What Sucks Ass!

I promised you guys to assemble all posts to a News Article and here it is!

The ultimate list of what sucks ass!

=DeMaulwurfn

- German TV sucks ass.
- Germany in general sucks ass.
- Hay fever sucks major ass.
- MSN servers suck ass.
- Pageviews suck ass.
- Morons suck ass.

~Stemoticon

- The fact that they don't sell pretzels in the Netherlands sucks ass.
- The fact that I was away for 3 hours, and this list has grown to a HUGE list sucks ass.
- The fact that =DeMaulwurfn is a weird name but I don't care sucks ass.
- People who like to say "Blah blah", in the middle of a conversation suck ass.
- That I can't imagine more things to post on this list sucks ass.

~Managodess

- Being back at school sucks ass.

=BlueSnowGiesha

- Not being able to stay up until 7am to be on dA sucks ass.

`snowmask

- Having headaches = almost shittier than shit.
- Shit-farts = really shittier than shit.

~PB-Schiller

- The fact that 4kids has a new spider-man show sucks ass.
- The fact that MTV2 shows the same episode of Viva La Bam every day sucks ass.
- Sundays suck ass, because it's Monday tomorrow.
- The Holocaust sucked ass.
- Having an apple tree in you backyard with inedible apples that sit on the ground at rot until you spend two hours picking them up sucks ass.

=CookiemagiK

- The toilet sucks ass: If you're kinda stuck, it's almost like it's sucking your ass.
- Calling emotes emos sucks ass.
- Really really short vampires suck ass.

~alder-sketch

- Tokio Hotel sucks ass.

~Tesuma1231

- Forgetting everything you learned during the school year sucks ass.
- Living in a cardboard box sucks ass.
- Having to watch reruns of any show sucks ass

=M-PlayC3ll

- Ass suckers suck ass.
- Falling in love with a shallow bitch sucks ass.
- The Scary Movie series and all series in the same style suck ass.
- Atom Ant sucks ass.
- The name Regina sucks ass.
- Fantards suck ass.
- Tom Cruise sucks Ben Afleck. Because Afleck = Ass.
- A lot of movies based on comic books suck ass.
- Nu metal sucks ass.
- P2P sucks ass.
- Vacuum cleaners suck ass.
- A patriot (whose patriotism does not enable him to understand how all men everywhere feel about their altars and their hearthstones, their flag and their fatherland) sucks ass.
- J.K. Rowling sucks ass.
- Bad haircuts suck ass.
- Live-action Superman movies suck ass.
- Mega Blocks suck ass.
- Paper cuts suck ass.
- Confusing Germany for Denmark sucks ass.
- Not being comfortable with contact lenses suck ass.
- Golf sucks major ass.
- Bernie Mac's death sucks major ass.
- Not being able to say 'madness' without somebody screaming 300 quotations sucks ass.
- Tarzan sucks ass.
- Scented Kleenex suck major ass.

=Neltruin

- =Neltruin sucks ass.

=Abfc

- Anime sucks ass.
- Not getting to talk to your boyfriend for three months sucks ass.
- The constant fear of once again being banned sucks ass.
- Popularity sucks ass.
- Waking up in the morning with an erection and a full bladder sucks ass.
- Sucking an ass sucks ass.
- Superman Returns sucks ass.
- The USA sucks ass.
- The fantard invasion sucks ass.
- Having your penis eaten off by a purple gorilla wearing a Technicolor dreamcoat with Stacy's Mom Has Got It Going On by Weezer playing in the background sucks ass.
- Weezer sucks ass.
- Rap sucks ass.
- Penile bisection sucks ass, or so I would think.
- Having spiders and ants in your room and not being able to find what they're after sucks ass.
- The general idea of ants and spiders sucks ass.
- My ability to stop listing things sucks ass.
- Disney Land in California sucks ass.
- EVERYTHING THAT IS NOT THIS NEWS ARTICLE SUCKS ASS.
- Prank calls from Rick Astley suck ass.

~TheFlyingCat

- The fact that school starts again in a month sucks ass.
- Chocolate orange sucks ass.
- Artblocks suck ass.
- Chain letters suck ass.
- Hearing the clock when you try to sleep sucks ass.
- Having your inbox full of spam mails sucks ass.
- Being woken up when you dream something awesome sucks ass.
- Having a crappy computer sucks ass.
- Insomnia sucks ass.
- Copy cats suck ass.
- Pop quizzes suck ass.

=ThePinkBunneh

- Not being able to fucking fly sucks ass.
- School sucks ass.
- =DeMaulwurfn having a rainbow at the top of his journal and I don't sucks ass.
- Trolls suck good ass.
- Cartoons these days suck ass.
- Obese ass sucks ass.
- The fact that =DeMaulwurfn's journals are more interesting than mine sucks ass.
- n00bs suck ass.
- Meet The Spartans sucks ass.
- Prostitutes suck ass because they take all your money.

~krissi001

- Racism sucks ass.
- Having no money sucks ass.
- The new dA-Logo sucks ass.
- AOL sucks ass.
- Spam sucks ass.
- Having no cookies at home sucks ass.
- Having bad english skills sucks ass.
- Waking up early sucks ass.
- Being shy sucks ass.
- Nazis sucks ass.
- Emos sucks ass.
- Bad Music sucks ass.
- Linkin Park haters suck ass.
- Uploading over 10 deviations on one day sucks ass
- Tokio Hotel sucks so much ass that I had to mention it again. :D
- Exams suck ass
- Scientology sucks ass
- Jehovah's Witnesses suck ass

~ModestMrGreen

- Fangirls in general suck ass.
- Microsoft's customer service sucks ass.
- My hair sucks ass (but slightly improved).
- Morning wood sucks ass.
- Involved school projects over vacations suck ass.
- Standardized testing sucks ass.
- President Bush sucks ass.
- Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly suck ass.
- General Hospital sucks ass.

=Electromechanical

- Lists of what sucks ass suck ass times the number of listed material, or I'd reckon.

=dbestarchitect

- School sucks ass.
- dA's new logo sucks bigtime ass.
- My dad blocking dAmn sucks ass.

*axrai

- Hair in your food sucks ass.
- Cramming the day of an exam sucks ass.
- Goldfish that die sucks ass.

~Meggieport

- Wanting to watch TV but the remote is JUST too far for you to reach it sucks ass.
- When you're walking behind a horse and it decides at that right moment that it needs to take a crap sucks ass.
- When you find the Wii's Nunchuck, but you can't find the Wii Remote sucks ass.
- When you're almost going to finish that really hard part on your favorite video game, but the batteries die before you get to your saving point sucks major ass.
- When you think it's Thursday, the day before the BIG TEST, but it's actually Friday, the day of the BIG TEST sucks ass.

=AnimationFan

- Sitting in front of the computer completely bored and starving sucks ass.
- Having your ass toasted sucks ass.
- Ticks suck ass.

^Nicasus

- Journals on dA with animated bright colors at top that causes instant seizures sucks ass.
- Supermarkets not having a large enough supply of Cherry Coke sucks ass.

~2-L

- Lunch sucked ass.
- Spammers suck ass.
- No scanner sucks ass.
- Going back to school soon sucks ass.
- The Sonic fandom sucks ass.

=Sparky1232

- Posers suck ass.
- Waiting sucks ass.
- Waiting for the bathroom when you need to go sucks extra ass.

=phantaz

- Sinus headaches that make you nauseous suck ass.
- Old people who can't drive suck ass.
- Having no money all the time sucks major ass.

~calicobird

- The fact that every single thing that gets dubbed by 4kids ends up sucking ass sucks ass.
- Laptops whose performance is compared to that of a beat-up windows 98 computer suck ass.
- It sucks ass when your teacher loses your 4 page essay and as an apology asks you to do it ALL OVER AGAIN!!!

=animati0n

- Drinking sucks ass.
- Smoking sucks ass.
- Drugs sucks ass.
- People suck ass.
- Hot weather sucks ass.
- Stalkers suck ass.
- Sickness sucks ass.
- Ghetto people suck ass.
- Gang members suck ass.

*Mickeygr

- Bad grammar sucks ass.

=SneakyTomato

- Ass sucks ass.

=Umeko-333

- Uzbek internet sucks ass.
- Temperatures above 60 degrees Fahrenheit suck ass.
- Banned plz accounts suck ass.
- Disney these days sucks ass.
- Naruto sucks ass.
- All this Naruto fan art sucks ass.
- McDonald's sucks ass.
- George Bush sucks ass.

=Keeny-kun

- The week of December 10th, 2006 sucked ass.
- Obscene airline fares suck ass.
- My current president's vocabulary sucks ass.
- Days that are nice, but you feel like crap suck ass.
- On second thought, everything about my current president sucks ass.
- Ex boyfriends that won't leave you alone suck ass.
- Falling for people who always seem be going out of town for long periods of time sucks ass.
- Reformatting 400 pages sucks ass.
- Wondering if you're going to the right college sucks ass.
- Pop culture and reality TV sucks ass.
- Myspace and Facebook suck ass.

=cassiedj

- Being a photographer stuck with a crappy camera sucks ass.
- Having nothing to do in summer sucks ass.
- Running out of CDs to listen to in one afternoon sucks major ass.
- Getting only $2 for 2 grocery bags FULL of books sucks ass.

~djrc

- Your face sucks ass.
- The Jonas Brothers suck ass.
- Sasuke sucks ass.
- Twilight sucks ass.
- The Caramelldansen sucks ass.
- Inuyasha sucks ass.
- Fruit's Basket sucks ass.

*Aikurushii-Lulu

- My big bum sucks ass.

=jimmy-tm

- Biology sucks ass.
- My school's 8MB data allowance sucks ass.
- My sister using up the internet so we're on dial-up and it takes about 8 hours to load dA.
- Finally realizing I'm going to fail the next science exam, although I got 93% last time sucks ass.
- Nearly being caught by your teacher, writing a message on your journal sucks ass.

~ShinigamiNecromancer

- Bible Bashers suck ass.
- Bible Bashers that knock at your house TWICE in the same month suck extra ass.
- Running out of credit on your phone and having no money to top up sucks ass.
- Kent county council to posting bus fairs and ticket prices on their website sucks ass.
- Having travel sickness sucks ass.
- Having to take a 40min to 1h bus ride to college everyday from September 1st is going to suck ass.

~Jisse

- War sucks ass.

~sugaroo

- Standing in the rain for 45mins sucks ass.
- Tuition payments suck ass.
- Early mornings suck ass.
- Black ankle socks suck ass.

~queenofawesome

- Annoying ass fangirls that say "He can't be gay because he's mine" or "I am Mrs. Person-Who-Is-Married-To-An-Anime-Character" suck ass because they don't belong to you, they belong to the people that created them. And they're not even frickin' real people.
- People who fight over the internet for some stupid thing suck ass because it's so immature.

~funkaloza

- Bad spelling sucks ass.
- Being forced off the internet sucks ass.
- Seeing back-to-school signs sucks ass.
- Hot weather with no AC sucks serious ass.
- Photoshop suddenly encountering a problem and needing to close SUCKS ASS.
- Algebra sucks ass.

=fairieswatchoverme

- Windows sucks ass.
- The price of fuel sucks ass.
- Having to work for a damn living sucks ass.
- My friend john sucks ass (allegedly).

=lilyhbp

- People who hate a character and want to kill you when you paint it suck ass.

=noname4you

- Diarrhea sucks ass.
- OCs with huge boobs suck ass.
- Lindsay Lohan sucks ass.
- Art thieves suck ass.
- Julia Roberts sucks ass.
- Scorpions in your bed suck ass.
- People who don't think flashing icons are not against the terms of service suck ass.
- Photos of a shoe taken with a phone suck ass.
- School sucks ass.
- Homework sucks ass.
- Filthy tap water sucks ass.
- Child porn sucks ass.
- People who don't accept people for the way they are suck ass.
- People who have a problem when someone doesn't want critique suck ass.
- Drying off with a damp/cold towel sucks ass.

=shadowhedgehog666

- DBZ sucks ass.
- MCR haters suck ass.
- Mario sucks ass.
- Slow computers suck ass.
- Plz accounts suck ass.
- lulz suck ass.
- Drama sucks ass.
- MSI sucks ass.
- Homophobia sucks ass.
- Religious zealots suck ass.

~SedahLiah

- CAPTCHAs suck ass.
- Bed bugs suck ass.
- REM sucks ass.
- Throwing up sucks ass.
- Being kneed in the genitals sucks ass.
- Dr. Pepper sucks ass.
- Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe sucks ass.
- Pushing the envelope sucks ass.
- Questioning authority sucks ass.
- Raising the bar sucks ass.
- Paying for sex sucks ass.
- Masturbation sucks ass.
- Sucking ass sucks ass.

*ghstlydrkness08

- Mondays suck ass.
- Crazy ex-girlfriends who like to interfere suck ass.
- Being broke sucks ass.

~Razzberry-chan

- Swearing sucks ass.
- Situational irony sucks ass.
- 4:00 AM sucks ass.

~Bisexual

- Headaches suck ass.

~StraightJacketRed

- Censorship sucks ass.

~batbeater

- Having no boyfriend sucks ass.
- Being bored sucks ass.
- Stepping in a turd sucks ass.

~DeadPhoenX

- Wii Shovelware sucks ass.
- My French class professor sucked ass.
- My neighborhood sucks ass.
- losing my wallet/keys/mp3 player/pens/pencils sucks ass.
- My left knee sucks ass.
- First year of highschool sucked ass.
- My Spring 2008 College semester sucked ass.
- Wii Wheel sucks ass.
- Head colds sucks ass.

~joe-maddox

- Wanting Starbucks when they're closed sucks major ass.
- Alliance sucks ass.
- A sty in the eye sucks MAJOR ass... Major...
- Pokemon sucks ass.
- Japanese video games that aren't crazy suck ass.
- Being choked by your own necktie sucks ass.
- People who use text speak suck ass.
- Snapple Tea sucks ass.
- A kick in the face sucks ass.
- The USA suck ass.

~GladiatorJ

- Pages that you have to scroll all the way down for ages suck ass.

~metal-icarus

- Tracers and recolors suck ass.
- Having a bowl of cereal poured then opening the fridge door and note that you have no milk sucks ass.

That's It!

We're done!
Now that has to be dA's most ass-sucking article ever.

Thank You!

...to everyone who participated and made this list as large and epic as it is!

Also, a special thanks to =M-PlayC3ll who kept coming back so often to add a lot of ass-sucking things to the list!

If you want to do stuff like this again, let me know!
On a different subject?
Don't hesitate to note me and suggest something!
If there's enough interest, I might do this on a regular basis.

Thanks for reading!

_{Note: All mentioned things are original posts made by the mentioned deviants. I only fixed some bad grammar and spelling.}