Hallo, all! The day ye have all been waiting so patiently for HATH ARRIVED! What a strange, strange trip it's been, but I'd say my first Utterly Lulzy Myspace-Mockery Contest was a roaring success! Thanks to the general amazingness of the DevART community and everyone's willingness to rip Myspace Whores a new one, and I received 42 GORGEOUS ENTRIES! We were seriously only expecting five or six - hell, this wasn't even a CONTEST when we started! So, without further ado, I give you - THA WINNERZ!

...'Kay so I lied - a little ado. This contest is officially dedicated to - she was the muse, the inspiration, the, dare I say it, life-breath from which our wonder sprung! Such lulzery would never have been possible without her eye-melting Myspace Harlotry! God-awful show, Misty Eyes, God-awful show!

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All these insanely awesome category winners shall receive a 2-deviation feature both here, and in my and 's journals. Featured Arts come after the winning Myspace-Mockery pic!

Best Use Of Eyeliner -

Garrett's right, ye get DEFINITE props for actual male eyeliner application! >D

Best General Angst -

GET ME A BOX FULL OF KITTENS! STAT!

Most Heinous Lensflare Abuse -

Thank you. Thou art indeed a Sexy Robot. Now please buy me and Garrett a set of new eyeballs. In different colors, so's we can trade off on weekends.

Angstiest of the Angsty Text-Angst-a-Rama -

And hilarious is your text-baawing!

Best Emo-Tastic Expression -

Can you guys believe that's really HER and not the actual Dr. Evil?! This made my DAY, seriously.

Most Dignified (Ironically) -

Booze-age fit for a king!

Most Epic Boobage -

... I'd hit that. So would Garrett. But he has to wait his turn.

Win-Tacular Hair -

You're so lucky to have that magenta hair. I'm so lucky to see it. We're ALL LUCKY.

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AND NOW! Ladies and gentlemen, boys, girls and trannies, the moment ye've all been MEGA WAITING FOR - the Super-Mega Big-Time winners, the Most Lawltastic and Crawling-In-My-Skin-niest! These lovelies shall receive not only a feature here and in journals, but a Month's Subscription each, along with my deep, sincere and neverending desire to tap that.

* * * THA WINRARZ! * * *

Most Lawltastic -

Seriously, this made me almost wet my pants and do a perfect spit-take if I'd been drinking anything at the time. Congratulations, man! Ye scared and entertained the hell out of us, and - hell, Scream has never been more beautiful!

Crawling-In-My-Skin-niest -

Aaaahh! I have NEVER SEEN such angst in my life! D: It - it BURNS! It just BURNS and BLEEDS and makes me want to leap OFF a tall building in a single bound even more than dead puppies, Miley Cyrus, AIDS, Bush in the White House, and the movie Philadelphia ALL COMBINED! @__@ Its angst-factor is SO MUCH GREATER THAN NINE-THOUSAND!

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SO, duckies, this is the end! Farewell! Auf Weidersehn, Goodbye! And a great THANK YOU from your hosts,



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On that note - let's leave ye with the best part - EVERYONE, EVERYONE, EVERYONE IS AMAZING for participating in this! Than you SO MUCH for making our contest wonderful! So much love for you ALL!

Here's all 42 entries - VIEW THE WONDER! >D TASTE THE WONDER! DO INAPPROPRIATE THINGS TO THE WONDER!

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