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<EvilCheeseMan> you know you've beenmarried for too long when you and your husband argue about whether or not stinky farts are a sign of good health
<SuperVegito12345> ok this is borin
<SuperVegito12345> im outa her
<NobodysSon> I hate when I go to put a booger under a public chair and there is already one there
* P1-2004gsb wants an olympic shit
<P1-2004gsb> erm
<inuyasha174> One of them costing like $220
<P1-2004gsb> shirt
<ash--tray> So now I'm the bad guy, just because I cheated on you?
<ash--tray> Wait.
<ash--tray> Shit.
<Demoneangelo> Omg.
<Demoneangelo> Well don't I feel stupid ¬_¬
<n1rvanat1zed> erm why.
<Demoneangelo> I just used the straightener for like... five minutes.
<Demoneangelo> Without realizing that the damn thing wasn't plugged in.
<WildThingBot> Welcome to #TheTwilightSeries, Maria-M-A!
<shadowed-light-waves> Hey there Maria-M-A!
<Maria-M-A> HEY
<shadowed-light-waves> Maria-M-A: What's your favorite Twilight book?
<Maria-M-A> OH THATS A HARD ON
<shadowed-light-waves> Maria-M-A: Lol, uh...
<shadowed-light-waves> Maria-M-A: Well, *THAT* was easy.
<Maria-M-A> SHO
<shadowed-light-waves> Maria-M-A: ...I think you meant "Hard ONE"..?
<Maria-M-A> MY BAD
<Maria-M-A> so, any guys here?
<Kiwanji> I fapped on a plane when I was 14, once.
<kamizu> that
<kamizu> is not how you join the mile high club
<awsomegirl> lets talk about drawings
<carlphd> here in getLIT?
<awsomegirl> i donno
<smoking-mirrors> This is a literature chatroom.
<awsomegirl> i don't really know the difference sorry
<RookTheMurderer> What the FUCK are Grape Nuts?
<the-unnamed21> whole grain wheat flour, wheat flour, malted barley flour, salt, dried yeast, and soy lecithin.
<RookTheMurderer> So.
<RookTheMurderer> They're.
<RookTheMurderer> Manufactured.
<RookTheMurderer> Not a naturally occurring thing, like Lucky Charms. Or Barbie Cereal.
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