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Devious Comments
Arr, thanks fer remindin' me!
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It's not really cold out until the dog has frozen himself to the fire hydrant.
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I'm never serious. Seriously.
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'Tis goin' to be fun, aye!
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Current feature: =ThunderCog
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Confucius say: "Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts."
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If you actually read this, consider the time you took reading it wasted.
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deviant #320,841 | FAQ | life moves on if you want it to. <3
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Mrs Doyle: Now come on Father, what would you say to a nice cup of tea?
Jack: FECK OFF CUP!!!!!!
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Does the walker choose the path, or the path the walker?
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