
The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!
Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.Past Editions:Edition OneEdition TwoEdition ThreeEdition FourEdition FiveEdition SixEdition SevenEdition EightEdition NineEdition TenEdition ElevenEdition TwelveEdition ThirteenEdition FourteenEdition FifteenEdition SixteenEdition SeventeenEdition EighteenEdition NineteenEdition TwentyEdition Twenty OneEdition Twenty TwoEdition Twenty ThreeEdition Twenty FourEdition Twenty FiveEdition Twenty SixEdition Twenty SevenEdition Twenty EightEdition Twenty NineThe Quotes
<Neon-Sky> theres a lump in my chest
<bunu> Neon-Sky: is it a boob?
<Waluigi-Prower> shuttermonkey: Well, fish always smells like a dumpster anyway.
<Waluigi-Prower> Even if you cook it right.
<Moonbeam13> Waluigi-Prower: that's untrue!
<Moonbeam13> Waluigi-Prower: marinate it in peppers and tequila and it smells like a drunken mexican
<Moonbeam13> mmm
<Moonbeam13> drunken mexican
<zombierap21> xxbcxx: at last to no let enter any no-wanted persons of the house dog if you have want

<xxbcxx> zombierap21: I have no idea what you just said there yoda

<AvaCole> Hey, new to deviant art anyone wana explain how to sue it please ?
<AvaCole> use
<DelusionedGrandeur> what're you listening to?
<belagagirl> nippleback
<belagagirl> augh! nickelback!! nickelback!!!
<tash1990> are u all photograhs in here
<Sting1> No, I'm a bear hunter.
<tash1990> cos i need one 4 my modleing
<tash1990> :_S
<tash1990> :-s
<Sting1> Sorry, can't help. I know only about bears.
<tash1990> ok
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<StJoan> LesCheveux: is it just me or are the male trampoliners not wearing undies?
<Sloppisloth> StJoan: let's just be thankful they even wore clothing
<StJoan> bouncy...
<LesCheveux> StJoan: compression shorts, most likely
<Sloppisloth> StJoan: up and down and up and down
<StJoan> it's just flopping everywhere kyle
<LesCheveux> i wasn't looking
<LesCheveux>

<StJoan> and who names their kid Dong Dong...i mean
<LesCheveux> HAHAHAH
<LesCheveux> <3
<Impeirial-Princess> true hicks aree from where?
<Impeirial-Princess> texas?
<b0r3d13> Impeirial-Princess: south
<Impeirial-Princess> lol
<Impeirial-Princess> any more hints
<Impeirial-Princess> because
<Impeirial-Princess> i dont remmember the 21 states
<Demoneangelo> The 21 states?
<Demoneangelo> You mean the 50 states?

<Impeirial-Princess> alot of states
<magmanorn> The number of chatters in devart is now divisible by three
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<magmanorn> Fuck
<chareD> sneakysnickerz: shut up! i'm not the sharpest shed in the tool
<chareD> sneakysnickerz: D:<
<chareD> sneakysnickerz: tool in shed
<chareD> sneakysnickerz: *
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