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<TifaLavigne> and Christ pisses me off -.-
<TifaLavigne> *Chris
<futhamucka> what is tab pwning?
<b0r3d13> futhamucka: when you tab the wrong person
<sirniqman> frozenpandaman: When you tab the wrong person's name.
<sirniqman>
<futhamucka> b0r3d13: i see
<b0r3d13> simmo0916:
<b0r3d13> niiiice
<b0r3d13> stuARTq: you should try to master it and take over the owrld
<b0r3d13> *world
<b0r3d13> wow i can type tonight.... >.<
<b0r3d13> *cant
<StudioFovea> and last week I taught my 19 month old nephew to say NOM NOM NOM when he eats
<b0r3d13> !bite yourmom
** b0r3d13 has been made a member of Zombies by MNZombie *
<MNZombie> b0r3d13:
Welcome to #dAMonsters! You are now a Zombie. You have sunk your teeth into ~yourmom and have 2 bites left.<b0r3d13>
<b0r3d13>
<DreamingMyth> b0r3d13:
<b0r3d13> well that made my day
<DreamingMyth> b0r3d13: lol
<b0r3d13>
<BlueSpartanOfVGC> So I got to my martial arts class early today.
<BlueSpartanOfVGC> In the dojo, younger kids were sparring/practicing.
<BlueSpartanOfVGC> So the black belts that were there early were offered the chance to help train them.
<BlueSpartanOfVGC> I told him: "Take a deep breath, exhale through your nose, and keep pushing. You believe in yourself?"
<BlueSpartanOfVGC> "Good, so get in there, and if you believe in yourself, you'll do just fine."
<BlueSpartanOfVGC> The kid goes onto the main floor, and the match starts.
<BlueSpartanOfVGC> He runs at the other kid.
<BlueSpartanOfVGC> "I believe in my-"
<BlueSpartanOfVGC> He gets punched in the nose.
<BlueSpartanOfVGC> He falls to the ground.
<BlueSpartanOfVGC> He's knocked out.
<BlueSpartanOfVGC> Apparently, believing in yourself does crap.
<Jakotsu-bby> Bratteh: Where'd Lindsay go?
<BratGothGirl> OHMAHGAWWWD: Dunno, either bed or dick defragmenting.
<BratGothGirl> *disk .w.
<cypher-neo> poprocksandcharlotte: A computer condom?
<cypher-neo> poprocksandcharlotte: I think those are called firewalls.
<poprocksandcharlotte> cypher-neo: Now that would be interesting.
<poprocksandcharlotte> cypher-neo: Fire crotch...firewall...I see a connection. They arent very effective, it seems!
<cypher-neo> poprocksandcharlotte: Block emissions from 172.75.156.2
<cypher-neo> lol
<poprocksandcharlotte> cypher-neo: LOL
<YN-graphic> where i can find hot chicks ?????
<Xerces> YN-graphic: not in here
<Xerces> YN-graphic: this is a chatroom- not a strip club
<YN-graphic> i mean with chicks ....small chicken
<Xerces> YN-graphic: this is a chatroom, not a chicken farm
<mackattack23> YN-graphic: ...hot..chicks...hot chickens...riiighhtt
<mackattack23> YN-graphic: find a KFC?
<Xerces> mackattack23:
<Jeaneai> I also cried when I saw soccer balls as a kid.
<Jeaneai> I was terribly afraid of soccer balls.
<DJStrife> ...
<vastblue>
<DJStrife> Jeaneai: why?
<Jeaneai> Then again, my hand-eye coordination was bad well into my later childhood, and I could never catch basketballs as a kid. They hit me in the nose and I got nosebleeds. Understandably, this lead to my wanting to avoid basketballs.
<Jeaneai> I can catch them now.
<Jeaneai> Yeah, I was a right loser as a kid
<Jeaneai> Ugly, too.
<Jeaneai> Now I have boobs.
<Jeaneai> Life is better.
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