Don't wanna take your time in gaining more pageviews and popularity? Bleh. Who in their own right mind would want to wait? Those other guides seem like a lot of work and you are just too lazy to actually put effort into them.Well here is a simple, quick guide that will easily get those delicious pageviews and the coveted spot on the popularity list in no time without the effort in 9 EASY STEPS!

1. Create a Deviantart Account
2. Go to the News Section
3. Post an article about becoming POPULAR.(DevianTARTS love these)
4. State the obvious and crap we already know but the DevianTARTS will be too blind to see it is the same message over and over again.
5. Get praise and dramu from DevianTARTS.
6. Pageviews increase.
7. Popularity increases.
8. ????
9. PROFIT!

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU NOW HAVE MORE PAGEVIEWS AND POPULARITY! NOW GO WASH YOURSELF IN IT! Who cares if you played dirty to gain more popularity and pageviews like stealing, mutliple accounts, tracing, etc.? They're just jealous of your meaningless numbers and bad reputation that led you to infamous E-Fame.~

Let's end this article off with a quick feature!~








_{For those whose sarcasm meters are broke: This article was complete satire and poking fun at those who only care about popularity and pageviews. If you are offended then you are entitled to be offended. If you love this article then you win one internetz. I did it for the lulz~}