The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!

Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.

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The Quotes

<LonesomeFaery> I'm sitting there in the livingroom...rubbing my face in my nads....coffee in front of me and I look at my mom: "hey ma..." "...yes?" "...what day is it?"
<LonesomeFaery> in my hands*
<LonesomeFaery> WORST TYPO EVER
<n8iveattitude1> omg
<n8iveattitude1> LonesomeFaery: you have nads??????????????????
<LonesomeFaery> my mom is looking at me like I'm crazy cause I bursted out laughing
<phoenixkeyblack> she borrows mine for face rubbing



<thederangedone> I is has scariest costume ever
<lapiislazullii>thederangedone: what is it?
<thederangedone>lapiislazullii: Sarah Palin



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<Twyce> I voted with my pelvis.
<mossi-mo> nice one.
<peterdawes> whatever gets the job done.



<obloquitor> I had no idea what I was doing.
<obloquitor> No one explained.
<DreamingMyth> obloquitor: first time voting?
<obloquitor> Yeah.
<DreamingMyth> yeah my first time was confusing too
<DreamingMyth> my first time VOTING
<Spiff-Johnson> The penis goes where?



<Jeaneai> Jeaneai puts the FUN in fundamental.
<cuppas> i put the sexy in dyslexia



<Starlightie> you know your hooked on this hunt when you wanna blow of your date for tonight to get the rest of the damn squares..



<RadioactiveSamurai> This indie music is not all it's cracked up to be.
<theverybadman> isnt it defeating the pourpose of indie if they call themselfs indie?
<RadioactiveSamurai> "I'M INDEPENDENT AND SO I'M LABELLING MYSELF AS SUCH"
<theverybadman> were just independent enpugh to be massly accepted by all the bands simular to use
<RadioactiveSamurai> That sentence set my eyeballs on fire
<raspil> i stopped labeling myself when i was 20
<theverybadman> i stoped labeling my cats when i was 4... i had one of those label makers and the kitty angered me.... but i grew out of it



<k-ossuburb> My fucking thumb is being a pain in the ass.
<0m6> in my happy place



<Baz135> i'm reading about overclocking
<Baz135> do you know what it is?
<Hanratty-Stock> WHEN YOU HAVE TO MANY CLOCKS



<i8usernames> so where is everybody from?
<courtney176> Muthafuckin' Scotland
<i8usernames> is muthafuckin` on the coast of scotland?
<Jeaneai> LMAO.