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<CoRayBee> I had a lovely little old lady call in to work one day regarding her biopsy results....
<CoRayBee> ...only she asked for her 'autopsy' results.
<CoRayBee>

<LawrenceDeDark> lmao
<CoRayBee> I explaiened to her that we probably wouldn't have those for a long time.
<LawrenceDeDark> haha
<CoRayBee> *explained
<LawrenceDeDark> you should have said... I can get those but I'll have to kill you first
<Helen-Baq>

<Baz135>

<Garvis> do you watch Panda Porn?
<Agt-Ferret> Japanese zoo keepers do
<Garvis> there's a problem with watching Panda Porn tho
<Garvis> It's all in Black & White
<Agt-Ferret>

* kalay86

Losing My Religion - REM
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<arthaus> _ _
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__\ " " /__ jgs (____/^\____)
<arthaus>

<arthaus> that was a bunny
<DreamingMyth> arthaus:

what was that?
<shuttermonkey> a blob?
<b0r3d13> lolwhat?
<DreamingMyth> lol
<dammitMEL> Where's the bunny?
<DreamingMyth> a chopped up bunny?
<b0r3d13>

<lenawargo>

<b0r3d13>

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<Devianescence> Would you like to buy a vowel?
<Chlorophyllistic> I are the perfect woman. ;D
<TheBluePlanet> Chlorophyllistic: You play video games and make tons of money?
<ssgtseal> can someone tell me what programs are used to create those awesome 2D images on here?
<edward-chans-girl> 2D? wouldn't that be called paper?
<tjparson> i'm torn between the puppies and the tacos
<DreamingMyth> tjparson:

<Chimpantalones> tjparson: Puppies in taco suits?
<tjparson> omg
<mykel> FACT: Tacos taste better than puppies.
<DreamingMyth>

<tjparson> i like where this is going
<DreamingMyth> mykel: have you eaten puppies?
<mykel> I may have.
<DreamingMyth>

* tjparson hasn't
* DreamingMyth hopes that she hasn't eaten puppies
<mykel> No one is really sure what is in a, "hotdog" so anything is possible.
<DreamingMyth> mykel: no kidding
<tjparson> puppies

<DreamingMyth> now you see why I don;t like them?
<mykel>

<DreamingMyth>

* DreamingMyth

<thederangedone>even maple syrup won't make those pancake tits taste good
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<use-the-force> shake it all about
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* use-the-force explains thats what its all about
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Panda porn.
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