The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

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The Quotes

<CoRayBee> I had a lovely little old lady call in to work one day regarding her biopsy results....
<CoRayBee> ...only she asked for her 'autopsy' results.
<CoRayBee>
<LawrenceDeDark> lmao
<CoRayBee> I explaiened to her that we probably wouldn't have those for a long time.
<LawrenceDeDark> haha
<CoRayBee> *explained
<LawrenceDeDark> you should have said... I can get those but I'll have to kill you first
<Helen-Baq>
<Baz135>



<Garvis> do you watch Panda Porn?
<Agt-Ferret> Japanese zoo keepers do
<Garvis> there's a problem with watching Panda Porn tho
<Garvis> It's all in Black & White
<Agt-Ferret>



* kalay86 Losing My Religion - REM
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<arthaus> that was a bunny
<DreamingMyth> arthaus: what was that?
<shuttermonkey> a blob?
<b0r3d13> lolwhat?
<DreamingMyth> lol
<dammitMEL> Where's the bunny?
<DreamingMyth> a chopped up bunny?
<b0r3d13>
<lenawargo>
<b0r3d13>



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<Devianescence> Would you like to buy a vowel?



<Chlorophyllistic> I are the perfect woman. ;D
<TheBluePlanet> Chlorophyllistic: You play video games and make tons of money?



<ssgtseal> can someone tell me what programs are used to create those awesome 2D images on here?
<edward-chans-girl> 2D? wouldn't that be called paper?



<tjparson> i'm torn between the puppies and the tacos
<DreamingMyth> tjparson:
<Chimpantalones> tjparson: Puppies in taco suits?
<tjparson> omg
<mykel> FACT: Tacos taste better than puppies.
<DreamingMyth>
<tjparson> i like where this is going
<DreamingMyth> mykel: have you eaten puppies?
<mykel> I may have.
<DreamingMyth>
* tjparson hasn't
* DreamingMyth hopes that she hasn't eaten puppies
<mykel> No one is really sure what is in a, "hotdog" so anything is possible.
<DreamingMyth> mykel: no kidding
<tjparson> puppies
<DreamingMyth> now you see why I don;t like them?
<mykel>
<DreamingMyth>
* DreamingMyth



<thederangedone>even maple syrup won't make those pancake tits taste good



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