The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

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The Quotes

<anjules> spyed: I do have one very very serious request.
<anjules> spyed: it may take some doing... but I hope it's possible.
<spyed> anjules: ok hit me. (gotta pay attention to tom and marit afterwards tho! heh)
<anjules> spyed: lifesize $chix0r plushies... cos it's the closest I'm gonna get to hugging her.
<dammitmel> Lifesize? That's only a couple inches, right?
<anjules> dammitMEL:
<twexler>
<zombierap21> princessmorgan: OMG
<spyed> anjules: ok agreed. lifesize $chix0r plushies are a go!



<homedoggieo> i'm only subscribed for 29 years and 2 more months D:
<homedoggieo> this means hell is freezing over in 2037 D: D: D:
<homedoggieo> or maybe 2038
<homedoggieo>
<XgAD>
<Vayde> where did you get the 29 years from?
<XgAD> Vayde: [link]
<homedoggieo> i clicked on the "subscribed" link right beside my user name
<Vayde> quite right!
<Vayde> mayeb thats the maximum allowed
<homedoggieo> well then
<homedoggieo> it looks like the mayans don't know when the world is going to end after all
<homedoggieo> dA's subscription service does.
<anjules> and nostradamus was a crock
<XgAD> PANIC!!!
<Vayde> nostradAmus?
<homedoggieo> but what if nostradamus has been working with the mayans to develop the dA subscription system o____________o
<anjules> lol
<XgAD> Vayde:
<Vayde> it's no coincidence!
<homedoggieo> nostra dAmn us D:
<homedoggieo> we need to find this nostra
<Vayde> ~nostra
<homedoggieo> oh fuck
<homedoggieo>
<Vayde> this is like the da vinci code, but the dA vinci code D:
<homedoggieo>
<homedoggieo> now let's go find clues in `larafairie's pictures
<anjules> lmao



<DepresedByLogic> Tachy-on:
<Tachy-on> DepresedByLogic: hai
<Tachy-on> DepresedByLogic: You're missing an S
<DepresedByLogic> Tachy-on: yeah i know
<Tachy-on> DepresedByLogic: Did you lose it somewhere?
<DepresedByLogic> well i can fix it
** DepresedByLogic has left
<lenawargo>
<Tachy-on> ...
** DepressedByLogic has joined
<DepressedByLogic> see
<Tachy-on> lol
<lenawargo> oh hey, he did fix it
<Tachy-on> That's awesome.
<lenawargo> magic
<DepressedByLogic> lol



<foxy-86> My next picture inspired by a cloud I saw today......
<foxy-86> Santa riding a camel with a long tail
<Roonifer>



<summaro> I don't think I've ever met an ugly gay guy



** Moonbeam13 has joined
<Athos-of-Light> if your making boob emote burnage, then you must burn the mother of all boob emotes. BURN BABY BURN
<FlightSense> holy sh....
<Moonbeam13> WHY ARE THERE BOOBS IN MY CHATROOM!
<Athos-of-Light> they were burning them
<FlightSense>
<Platinus> wonderful timing
<Moonbeam13> there is no burning of the boobs in my chatroom!
<Moonbeam13> there is only
<FlightSense> Yeah
<Moonbeam13> love
<FlightSense> no
<Moonbeam13> exciting and newwwwwwwwwwwwwww
<Athos-of-Light>
<Moonbeam13> come abooooooooooooard
<Moonbeam13> we're expecting yooooooooooooooooooooou
<FlightSense> ;O
<Moonbeam13> the loooooooooooooooooooove boaaaaaaaaaaaat
<FlightSense> Wha the...
<Moonbeam13> soon we'll be taking another ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
<FlightSense>
<Moonbeam13> ok maybe I had some wine



<osagelady> Baz135: You're very welcome, love your stuff
<osagelady> Baz135: errr.. artwork
<Baz135>
<osagelady> Baz135: don't know about your 'stuff'
<Baz135> not the first lady to say that
<Baz135>
<osagelady> Baz135: I believe that



<Flutterings> you know the chocolates Quality street?
<Flutterings> they come in a big tin?
<evile33> never heard of it?
* Flutterings thinks
<evile33>
<Flutterings> ok well
<Flutterings> the tin is about the size of a dinner plate
<Flutterings> and about 3 inches tall
<Flutterings> and i have one on my lap
<Flutterings> and i looked down
<Flutterings> and then i was like
<Flutterings> urgh
<Flutterings> so i moved my breasts out of the way so i could look into the tin as they were obscuring my view
<Flutterings> and then completely cracked up
<evile33>
<Flutterings> roflmao
<evile33> wear a damn bra!
<evile33>
<Flutterings> thats just bad chocolate planning
<Flutterings> OMG
<Flutterings> lmao
<Flutterings> they werent IN THE TIN
<Flutterings> you noob!!1
<evile33>
* Flutterings starts choking



<hexentanz> I want to breed



<Dan14Lev> I'm so DepresedByLogic. I just want to be Happieh and full of GiddyLove. I want to live a life of Solitude12, but I can't because kirby won't stop being such a LegendaryAsshole.
<Solitude12> ....
<ProSI> ...
<cupcake-of-chaos> Dan14Lev: Would a cupcake-of-chaos make you feel better?
<Happieh> Dan14Lev: lulz
<LegendaryAsshole> Dan14Lev: that'll be 50cents for using my trademark
<cupcake-of-chaos> :cupcake:
<DepresedByLogic> Dan14Lev: wtf have i done to you



<Magoo-Tora> There's a dog hair in my tea, and I want to know how it got there.
<zephyrkinetic> I'm not a doctor.
<zephyrkinetic> But it probably came off a dog.



<Comrade-Kelly> Obama doesn't have dandruff. Democracy uses Head 'n' Shoulders.



<shadowfox01> o.<; made this teat alittle sweet....
<shadowfox01> tea*



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