Oh-kay! This is Mysti, known moreso as =Mad-Cheshire

The deal here is I"m going to write up my own horoscope and call them Mystiscopes :3 None of this is serious in any way possible, just a way to have fun ^^

Also, this is my first time doing this so they probably would be that good.



Aries -- You'll leave the house to go do errands and get within a few feet of your destination only to realize that you left the oven on. However don't fret! The house won't burn down.... this time.

Taurus -- Today you'll get the strangest craving for icecream. Mysti recommends mint-chocolate chip.

Gemini -- This week you'll meet someone very attractive. Sparks will fly and you two will click. Oh wait, my bad. Your friend steals your chance. Better luck next time!

Cancer -- The stars tell me that you need to stfu. Listen to them.

Leo -- You'll take a trip to an indoor swimming pool and mistake a fat man for a mermaid. Way to go!

Virgo -- A horoscope will say you will encounter love. But honey, your chances of love are slim and none, and slim just left town.

Libra -- Weather you are a man or woman you'll get the urge to try on a prom dress. Take my advice, do it. You'll look FINE in it! ;3

Scorpio -- This weeks sacrifice got away because you forgot to secure the chains and padlock. But worry not! You find two replacements C:

Sagittarius -- I'd advise you to stay away from weapons of any sort. Especially the bow. You miss the apple on your friends head

Capricorn -- Stop bitching about everything and put on you pampers. It's time to be a big kid now.

Aquarius -- Shiny things are very distracting to you this weekend. Remember to look both ways before chasing them, mind you.

Pisces -- The Twilight fangirls are looking for you.


Until next time, my lovelies <3