The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!

Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.

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The Quotes

<JexPen> I could strip down to my underwear, dye my hair blue, scream the canadian national anthem at the top of my lungs and kick my legs while suspended from a ceiling fan by my boxers, and I still would not get into the stupid LOL Corner.



<Baz135> WTF
<Solitude12> Baz135, what?
<Baz135> the toilet just hissed at me
<Solitude12> ...
<Solitude12> Oh it does that at me too
<Solitude12> when I anger it



<mossi-mo> TheKingofFall: D: how can i cheat on you if we aren't together?
<mossi-mo> all you ever did was get me virtually pregnant via facebook.




<Tachy-on> LMarkoya: Has anyone told you that you have the endurance of a 20 year old?
<LMarkoya> only the asian lesbians



<DJStrife> Jeaneai: lol, can you imagine an amusement park where all rides and admissions would have to be paid in cookies? a cooke based economy?
<DJStrife> *cookie-based
<pyrestriker> DJStrife: My mom would be rich.



<Jeaneai> rapidograph: Hey, I stopped calling you a fossil.
<rapidograph> Jeaneai: and I stopped calling you "Dominoes" because you stopped delivering past 12:00



<hayleymariemix> turkey is delicious. lol.
<Spiff-Johnson> Unless it's too dry.
<Spiff-Johnson> There's no vagisil for turkey.
<hayleymariemix> its called gravy......
<Spiff-Johnson> She makes a good point.



<TheSprunk> There's 2 Narfmaster 's
<Narfmaster> TheSprunk: FEAR US
<Narfmaster> TheSprunk: FEAR US
** TheSprunk has left [connection closed]




<Gino-13> for the longest time I thought ftw meant fuck the what
<Gino-13> I swear.



<xin-yoh-hearts> Mr.T + E.T = I pity the foo', who doesn't phone home



<TastyOne> does anyone have any idea how much it would cost to install new windows?
<TastyOne> the value i calculated is about $20,000 and I have no idea if this is even the right ballpark
<Talescaper> TastyOne: Get Linux?
<realillusions> ...i think he means real windows




_{The transcript to the featured chat with Louis Markoya who apprenticed with Salvador Dali can be found HERE.}