
The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!
Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.Past Editions:Edition OneEdition TwoEdition ThreeEdition FourEdition FiveEdition SixEdition SevenEdition EightEdition NineEdition TenEdition ElevenEdition TwelveEdition ThirteenEdition FourteenEdition FifteenEdition SixteenEdition SeventeenEdition EighteenEdition NineteenEdition TwentyEdition Twenty OneEdition Twenty TwoEdition Twenty ThreeEdition Twenty FourEdition Twenty FiveEdition Twenty SixEdition Twenty SevenEdition Twenty EightEdition Twenty NineEdition ThirtyEdition Thirty OneEdition Thirty TwoEdition Thirty ThreeEdition Thirty FourEdition Thirty FiveEdition Thirty SixEdition Thirty SevenEdition Thirty EightEdition Thirty NineThe Quotes
<JexPen> I could strip down to my underwear, dye my hair blue, scream the canadian national anthem at the top of my lungs and kick my legs while suspended from a ceiling fan by my boxers, and I still would not get into the stupid LOL Corner.
<Baz135> WTF
<Solitude12> Baz135, what?
<Baz135> the toilet just hissed at me

<Solitude12> ...
<Solitude12> Oh it does that at me too
<Solitude12> when I anger it
<mossi-mo> TheKingofFall: D: how can i cheat on you if we aren't together?
<mossi-mo> all you ever did was get me virtually pregnant via facebook.
<Tachy-on> LMarkoya: Has anyone told you that you have the endurance of a 20 year old?

<LMarkoya> only the asian lesbians
<DJStrife> Jeaneai: lol, can you imagine an amusement park where all rides and admissions would have to be paid in cookies?

a cooke based economy?
<DJStrife> *cookie-based
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pyrestriker> DJStrife: My mom would be rich.
<Jeaneai> rapidograph: Hey, I stopped calling you a fossil.
<rapidograph> Jeaneai: and I stopped calling you "Dominoes" because you stopped delivering past 12:00
<hayleymariemix> turkey is delicious. lol.
<Spiff-Johnson> Unless it's too dry.
<Spiff-Johnson> There's no vagisil for turkey.
<hayleymariemix> its called gravy......
<Spiff-Johnson> She makes a good point.
<TheSprunk> There's 2 Narfmaster 's

<Narfmaster> TheSprunk: FEAR US
<Narfmaster> TheSprunk: FEAR US
** TheSprunk has left [connection closed]
<Gino-13> for the longest time I thought ftw meant fuck the what
<Gino-13> I swear.
<xin-yoh-hearts> Mr.T + E.T = I pity the foo', who doesn't phone home
<TastyOne> does anyone have any idea how much it would cost to install new windows?
<TastyOne> the value i calculated is about $20,000 and I have no idea if this is even the right ballpark
<Talescaper> TastyOne: Get Linux?
<realillusions> ...i think he means real windows
The transcript to the featured chat with Louis Markoya who apprenticed with Salvador Dali can be found HERE.
Devious Comments
<TastyOne> the value i calculated is about $20,000 and I have no idea if this is even the right ballpark
<Talescaper> TastyOne: Get Linux?
<realillusions> ...i think he means real windows
HAHAHAHHA
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<TastyOne> the value i calculated is about $20,000 and I have no idea if this is even the right ballpark
<Talescaper> TastyOne: Get Linux?
<realillusions> ...i think he means real windows
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