
The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!
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<John9982> Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird
<mossi-mo> starbornofsunmoon: hell no. that's my spiel
<mossi-mo> i'm the one with dismembered bodies on my wall
<mossi-mo> um
<mossi-mo> *pictures of dismembered bodies.
<cypher-neo> It's weird.
<cypher-neo> Seniors are something to be watched and coveted, but no one takes the time to get to know us.
<cypher-neo> Do they think we're unapproachable?
<cypher-neo> I'll kick the the first person who says Yes
<VilandrasFury> Rendolen: I love you like a monkey loves to throw its own poo.
* Lurker89 staples his cat to the floor
<Lurker89> STAY FLUFFY! D<
<ojad0> Je suis une eleve dans une lycee en California
<elemental-fire> hang on... that's not what I thought it meant... unless babelfish is wrong
<elemental-fire> "I am high in a College in California"
<elemental-fire> ...come to think of it, that could be right XD
<rainbow-umicorn> FluffyInDrag: ppl always tell me I spell unikorn wrong
<TwilightKirby> type slower
<ShadowKirby22107> slower
<Hyougen> My parents are not that sexy.
<mossi-mo> i love how my town is so small
<mossi-mo> that Batman coming out on DVD makes the evening news.
<TheBluePlanet> DJStrife: Apparently you can't sell body parts on craigslist.
<DJStrife> TheBluePlanet: says who?
<TheBluePlanet> DJStrife: Says the disclaimer on the site.
<DJStrife> TheBluePlanet: weak :<
<TheBluePlanet> DJStrife: Its too bad. I just don't know what to do with all this hot ass.
Devious Comments
Seniors are scary.
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Masquerade, paper faces on parade... masquerade!
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Art is the proper task of life. - Nietzsche
"What's it like to operate with that much cognitive dissonance?" - ~Carnifex-Umbris
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Faith in humanity points: 230 out of 365
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It's not really cold out until the dog has frozen himself to the fire hydrant.
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"Life is eternal, and love is immortal, and death is only a horizon; and a horizon is nothing save the limit of our sight."
~Rossiter Worthington Raymond
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"Today, I realized that some of the most interesting and insightful people in my life are the ones who made me think, "What a weirdo " when I first met them."
*pErplex-edNESS is my polar bear.
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