The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

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The Quotes

<Flutterings> my dog has mint flavoured balls
<Flutterings> ok that didnt come out right
<Flutterings> ...
<evile33> lmao
<Flutterings> sorry
<Flutterings> like
<Flutterings> pet tennis balls
<Flutterings> that are flavoured
<Masterwks>
<Flutterings> mint flavour
<evile33> kate, lovie, you're not supposed to lick your dogs balls...mmkay
<Flutterings> roflmao i didnt
<evile33> hehehe
<Flutterings> it says they are mint flavoured on the packet
<Masterwks> Maybe thats why our dogs lick themselves so much



<Pyrochan-dolls>God? I am God
<petiteUlis>next time, Ill be saying oh my pyerochan !
<Pyrochan-dolls>Our DollMama who art in dA
<Jaden420>Hallowed be thy dolls
<Pyrochan-dolls>Our Pixel come, thy will be done
<Pyrochan-dolls>on dA as it is in Forums
<petiteUlis>Bring us today
<Pyrochan-dolls>this DD
<petiteUlis>forgive our frankendolls
<Pyrochan-dolls>and lead us not into tracing
<Jaden420>and deliver us from pillow shading
<Jaden420>amen



<inmc>
<Talescaper> Nice balls inmc
<Talescaper> That is to say, nice 3D works in sphere shapes, inmc



<SCCSkwerl> In fact, from now on, I want NO ONE to say "Hi" or "Hello" or "Whats up" when I come in here. You are to greet me with "Yeast infecton! "



<DaPineapple> Shit, I already make my own tv cable.
<DaPineapple> My dad has a bunch of ends, a crimper, and a stripper.
<DaPineapple> (shutupshutupshutup)
<CallsTheDogHamburger> DaPineapple: You guys know how to party
<CallsTheDogHamburger> "What are you doing this weekend?"
<CallsTheDogHamburger> "I'm having a crimping party with my dad! Wanna come!?
<Vayde> lool
<DaPineapple> haha
<KatiBear> Haha



** Helen-Baq has joined
<martypunker> HELEN-BAQ
<Athos-of-Light> is in the sack
<Athos-of-Light> all on her mac
<Athos-of-Light> so dont attack
<Athos-of-Light> or she'll give back
<Athos-of-Light> all your slack
** Helen-Baq has left [connection closed]
<Athos-of-Light> OH NOO
<Athos-of-Light> i dr. seussed her away
<Athos-of-Light> crap



<martypunker> That cow is a puzzle.
<Baz135> i believe we have captain obvious in our midst
<martypunker> Oh no! My secret identity revealed!
<Baz135>
<ooKKaaMMii>
<Baz135> quick, to the duh-mobile!



<robinism>
<robinism> left over porn, taters and greenbeans all mixed together gives me a lil gas on my chest
<robinism> PORK
<robinism> not porn D:



<whaigur808> wow...so many admins....
<magmanorn> It's the gathering of the MN's
<magmanorn> the first sign of the chatterclypse



* SwirlyRockStar is too tired to tell you all that he's going to bed by simply typing "Goodnight" or even just "G'night,"but somehow possesses the energy to type this unmercifully long message telling you all how he is too tired to type the things that have both appeared in this message that is roughly forty times longer than either of his two much, much shorter options that still express the same message only with less words and a lower chance of ticking everyone in this chatroom off.
<Konuichi> You retard.




<OpalMist> Or my pubic hair.
<Vayde> custom userpages
<Vayde> I can't leave for three days without awesomeness ensuing!
<OpalMist> I know. My pubic hair is pretty awesome.



<mreid13>I have the reciet too.
<mreid13>reciepe.
<mreid13>um..
<mreid13>shit... How do you spell it.
<Hikaru-Ookami>recept?
<mreid13>reciept
<Hikaru-Ookami>there you go
<mreid13>nope.
<mreid13>receipt.
<mreid13>there we go.
<Hikaru-Ookami>yeah, thats it
<mreid13>yay



<S1re-Sku11> glitter is like the herpes of craft supplies
<S1re-Sku11> if you get it on you prepare to have it for the rest of your life



<cresent-lunette> SwirlyRockStar: I know that you touch yourself in the shower.
<SwirlyRockStar> cresent-lunette: Of course I do.
<SwirlyRockStar> I have to wash my hair SOMEHOW.
<SwirlyRockStar>



<anjules> anything that can survive a nuclear blast.... should not be allowed to live imo
<Tachy-on> anjules: That's an awful thing to say about Celine Dion



<LegendaryAsshole> TheBluePlanet: I've said sexist things dressed in a penis costume at a lesbian convention, I can handle myself.



<JexPen>robinism: I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look.