
The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
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<frozenpandaman>strawberry-lollipops: Do you have firefox installed
<strawberry-lollipops>frozenpandaman: i believe the proper quesiton would be
<strawberry-lollipops>'do you know what firefox is'?
<frozenpandaman>strawberry-lollipops: Well, do you?
<strawberry-lollipops>frozenpandaman: err, know what it is? not really. is it a pokemon?
<frozenpandaman>LMFAO.
<OpalMist> So, yeah...emoticon stress balls...how awesome?!

<UseR2006> OpalMist: chix0r got me some

<UseR2006> OpalMist: they will be here tommorrow

<UseR2006> OpalMist: i cant wait to play with chix0rs balls!
<OpalMist>

<homersimpson90210> Rforje21: Let's go crazy Broadway style!
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<mykel> I saw a show where a guy castrated sheep with his teeth.
<Tachy-on> ...
<mykel> On the National Geographic Channel.
<shuttermonkey> ...
<OpalMist> Oh
<shuttermonkey> Wtf
<mykel> About "Odd jobs"
<Tachy-on> lol
<mykel> Yeah it was weird.
<Tachy-on> That's pretty fucking odd
<Tachy-on> How the hell do you word that on your resume
<mykel> Nut chomper.
<shuttermonkey> lol
<Tachy-on> rofl
<leaf-lover> lol
<sneakysnickerz> I got food poisoning from subway once.
<JexPen> I've had it too. What did you eat?
<sneakysnickerz> undercooked chicken.

<JexPen> Cool. I ate dish detergent.
<Flamegyser> look there are plenty of youth members on DA who would die to be a Volenteer. im one of them. this site is the only place i have friends. i can understand the most complex things
<rioross> Oukan: "live free, die hard and leave a confusing autopsy"
<illusionality> martinjarry: you cant type more than three letters?
<martinjarry> timmy64: wat
<opioid> eskirinabsolute: i didn't think you wore necklaces
<eskirinabsolute> I used to wear necklaces.
<eskirinabsolute> I had a jade one until I was like
<eskirinabsolute> two.
<eskirinabsolute> I probably ate it.
<opioid> lol
<1kisame94> My FireFox crashed. ;-;
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<Dojukai> 1kisame94: was it in a car accident D

* damphyr has bewbs made of

and

<BlackMage12> what if he like has a heart attack while he's in my mouth..?
<BlackMage12> oh shit
<BlackMage12> that did not come out right
<Freak2899> XDDD
<DarkChocolateDreamer> XDDD
<Freak2899> noice
<BlackMage12> DENTIST
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I see the one I submitted about the firefox pokemon in there!
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