The LOL Corner

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The Quotes

<wwelkrulez> I think bras are pain in the ass.
<hustlerdu> i think your wearing it wrong



<Sonikki-Valentine> I bet you could actually even pencil in the design.. or use chalk..
<Sonikki-Valentine> paint them, then use that spray laxative on them--
<Sonikki-Valentine> ................fixative.
<Sonikki-Valentine> FIXATIVE.
<Sonikki-Valentine> NOT LAXATIVE.



<ProdigalArtist16> I remember reading one in 2nd person when I was, like, eight years old.
<AbCat> once in those adventure books for 10 year olds where you turn to a different page depending on what you do
<mossi-mo> omg
<mossi-mo> i always got pregnant in those books
<mossi-mo> i was like, shit
<mossi-mo> i just wanted the horse, not for running buffalo to fall in love with me!
<mossi-mo> D:
<ProdigalArtist16> mossi-mo: Hehe.
<AbCat> mossi-mo:
<AbCat> mossi-mo: that needs to be written
<mossi-mo> and no matter what i did, my sister always died of smallpox
<ProdigalArtist16> Haha
<ProdigalArtist16> I love it!



<Re-d-D-ot> Hmmm, Modern Pirate... I see: a ship with a nuclear reactor and skeletons, don't ask me why
<nerkel> Modern Pirate?
<nerkel> I see a kid with zits sitting in a chair while surfing bit torrent



<mossi-mo> i'm still a good kid, i even survived a fart party
<mossi-mo> er
<mossi-mo> frat
<morocco> fart party
<morocco> that is the best typo ever




<adamtaste> i think soon twitter should be hooked up to machines so when you die it tells all your friends



<DreamingMyth> how are you ho?
<DreamingMyth> *HON
<DreamingMyth> oh damn I fail



<Garbaflop> Drako-Bot: Are you turned on?
<Garbaflop> oh f***, that came out wrong



<dustorm10> i'll stay in her.....but i'll be idle
<dustorm10> HERE
<dustorm10> damn it!



<estudio> ima headin' for a quick fap..
<Mk3> they do
<estudio> uh.. *nap



** pandy-the-panda has left [timed out]
<Itachs-forever> Oh no, pandas are going extinct!



<IggyKoopajr> Kanawati: which country r u in *random question*
<Kanawati> IggyKoopajr Slovakia
<IggyKoopajr> Kanawati: kewl!
<IggyKoopajr> Kanawati: is that in greece?
<Kanawati> IggyKoopajr no no.. hehe..its next to the Austria
<IggyKoopajr> angeIdust: i need 2 study geometry more



<Makow> dammitMEL: violence helps
<Makow> dammitMEL: use a bat
** Makow was kicked by dammitMEL *
<dammitMEL> Wrong bat, but it works.
** Makow has joined
<IaiaRose>




<RobotFrost> mossi-mo: hai.
<mossi-mo> wai are you a robot now?
<mossi-mo> D:
<RobotFrost> I am in disguise. Hiding from the T S-LEWIS, the most poetical Terminator ever created by SKYNET.
<RobotFrost> It was sent back in time to make John Connor all emo and depressed. Instead it only succeeded in making him Christian Bale and now that humanities great leader in the future is The Goddamn Batman SKYNET is becoming ever more desperate in its attempts to alter the past.
<mossi-mo> D:
<mossi-mo> but christian bale is so sexy
<RobotFrost> He's welsh.
<mossi-mo> and he plays the voice of howl
<mossi-mo> in the dubbed version of howls moving castle
<skufti> i loved that movie
<RobotFrost> He's the version of welsh people that we show to non welsh people to dispel the rumours that welsh people fuck sheep.



<rockthemandolin> i was just going to say: "hooray, intelligent discourse" seconds before someone typed "i pooped on myself"