
The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
dAmnIt! has reached over 10,000 quotes!When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!
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<HYPERKINETICENERGY> your dog ran away and your following it. you soon come to a "Y" in the road. there is a man by each path. you know that one man speaks only the truth and one man speaks only lies from other people.your problem:you don't know which speaks the truth or which lies. what would you say?
<vastblue> HYPERKINETICENERGY: "F this, i'm getting a new dog."
<Clearly-Not-A-Poet> lol, i haven't had a pet fish in forever... but i did have crabs
<Clearly-Not-A-Poet> wait... that came out wrong.
<Baz135> OMG
<Baz135> Hanratty-Stock: HAI
<Hanratty-Stock> HAI
<Baz135> WHAT'S UP?
<Hanratty-Stock> MY PANTS FOR ONCE
<Hanratty-Stock> no wait that sounds wrong
<mirror-book> We did the whole plastic-fake-cancerous replicas for the Breast Self-Examination shpiel in Health today.
<mirror-book> It was going well.
<mirror-book> Until someone threw a boob at me.
<mykel> dammitMEL:

<dammitMEL> Hey, mykel.
<mykel> What's going on this evening?
<dammitMEL> I'm reading a book on female orgasms.
<mykel> Fiction?
<Catlover980> razgrizflight: emo shet? EMO'S PUT PICSO F THEIR SHET ON DA?
<cuppas> lol
<cuppas> ok
<cuppas> best mental image ever
<cuppas> a massive almighty turd
<cuppas> with a razorblade in it
<cuppas> emo. shit.
<dehk> i dont know why, but i just wanna say it, i think fire fighters should all armed with super soakers.
<Bittersweet12> what the hell. i was on youtube and in the "recommended for you" part there was a video about Breastfeeding.. WTF
<BobbyRC> Bittersweet12: XD
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Pickley> Bittersweet12: they know
<Bittersweet12> hahaha
<YukiMizuno> I'm on my grandmother
<YukiMizuno> 's computer.

<FullAir> YukiMizuno: I was about to say...that doesn't sound very comfy.
<YukiMizuno> FullAir:

<courtney176> EvilCheeseMan: Liek, wide elvis, hourglass figure?

<courtney176> pelvis
<courtney176> Not elvis
<BlueRoseSD> jupiterknight007: want me to ask him to get on earlier so we can all shat
<BlueRoseSD> jupiterknight007: chat^
<mossi-mo> peterpan, flying into young girl's windows, taking them off to never land
<Twyce> It's a magical child trafficing ring.
<mossi-mo> of course.
<mossi-mo> gets em high on fairy dust
<mossi-mo> and once they're hooked, it's off to the red man to trade em in for corn and mary jane
<krazy3> What does IDK mean?
<AdelGrayfeather437> krazy3: i don't know
<krazy3> =/
<krazy3> is there anyone here that does?
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<I-Man10000> I got outbid on the Cricket Bat I wanted to get on eBay
<YukiMizuno> A bat made out of crickets?!
Female orgasm.
That's brilliant.
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Tripping on nothing there is,
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<I-Man10000> I got outbid on the Cricket Bat I wanted to get on eBay
<YukiMizuno> A bat made out of crickets?!
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