Thank you to everyone who entered the Christmas contest! Your admins hard a very hard time choosing winners out of all the entries... but they were finally narrowed down, and here they are! Congrats to all the winners who each receive a 1 month subscription!



^Damaged927

Winner:
"Hi! What you don't know is I am coming to pillage your village next! " by =evilsyndicatemember

Runner-up:
"Fighting Fan-art, one fan-girl at a time." by =Nashc92



^Helewidis

Winner:
"Hey ma! i got in a fight with a box of carrot juice and hair dye! guess who won!" by *EliteMuse

Runner-up:
"An example of a person levitating a few feet above the ground just to stare at her reflection." by ~crossassani



^estudio

Winner:
"When Estudio worked construction, buildings weren't the only things erected..." by *3-2-1-letsdance

Runner-up:
"Follow in my father's footsteps they said. Rocket Science isn't good enough for you they said. You'll earn more money and publicity this way they said." by *DryCellBodyCrumbles

Special Mention:
"whut EVAR" by @lenawargo



^NunoDias

Winner:
"Desperately ^NunoDias drank yet more, in the hope it would stave off his werewolf transformation." by =GirlFlash

Runner-up:
"Ace Ventura is NOT so last season!" by `Doubtful-Della



$damphyr

Winner:
"Ceiling cat is watching you plushabate." by =SarahxJane

Runner-up:
"When we asked for two chicks, a boob and a pussy for the next Caption Contest, this isn't really what we had in mind...." by *DryCellBodyCrumbles



$anna, ~bagoffarts and $damphyr

Winner:
"After spending a day with $anna and $damphyr, we now know why ~bagoffarts refused to become $bagoffarts..." by =shadowed-light-waves

Runner-up:
"After being offered a ride by Anna, bagoffarts quickly realised he'd misunderstood the offer."
"Eager to bask in damphyr's success, bagoffarts and Anna brought new meaning to the phrase, 'hangers on.'"
both entries by *Hayter



@martypunker

Winner:
"Image is nothing, thirst is everything.
Obey your thirst.
Sprite."
by *3-2-1-letsdance

Runner-up:
"4 liters of Sprite later, he finally gets his hair to stay how he wants. Take that, hair spray." by =duststorm10



@OpalMist

Winner:
"I has a warm!!" by *x--JustLikeAPill--x

Runner-up:
"They'll never find me if I'm disguised as a TOMATO!" by ^pinguino



@Xerces

Winner:
"-tin foil against alien mind reading- check
-microscope to keep an eye on the little people- check
-mineral rocks to throw at ghosts- check

now I'm prepared for daily life"
by *codeboy

Runner-up:
"Oh my god, the n00bs are multiplying!!! " by =YukiMizuno



@realillusions

Winner:
"Since he is so indecisive, @realillusions couldn't decide whether to dress up like or . So he mixed the best of each, and got ?GH-beam13." by `catluvr2

Runner-up:
"M. Night Shamalan's muse..." by =shadowed-light-waves



^RockstarVanity

Winner:
"Auditions for CATS had taken on a stranger tone in recent years..." by *Hayter

Runner-up:
"Like all catgirls, rockstarvanity believed in constant grooming..." by *3-2-1-letsdance

Special mention:
"As if the majority of the Internet didn't already think devART was full of Furries..." by =shadowed-light-waves



^Katmomma, friend, =Kizamaji

Winner:
"And here children, you can see the chemical diagram for a homeless person" by @Xerces

Runner-up:
"so i guess im wit stoopid shirts arnt funny anymore e?" by *EliteMuse



^skifi

Winner:
"Examine THIS, doc." by *SteveO526

Runner-up:
"I don't NORMALLY do this on the first date." by *IdiotxxSavante



@shuttermonkey

Winner:
"Crown? Check!
Facial hair? Check!
Burgers? Check!

Time to kick some ass!"
by *IdiotxxSavante

Runner-up:
"Halp! Sthe Sthpethial sausthe made my teef sthtick together!

(Translation: Help! The special sauce made my teeth stick together!)"
by `timmy64



@diamond281

Winner:
"Christmas seduction comes easy when you wear a school uniform." by `feetpeet

Runner-up:
"And for only $19.95 + $35 for shipping and handling, you too can be the owner of a @diamond281 in a chair!" by `jenepooh



@lenawargo

Winner:
"Maybe the world isn't ready for my chick magnet..." by *3-2-1-letsdance

Runner-up:
"Sarah Palin had to do a lot of things before being accepted by McCain...." by *DryCellBodyCrumbles




$ArtBIT

Winner:
"Slipknot Reveals New Member" by *DryCellBodyCrumbles

Runner-up:
"Pedobear just got PWNT." by ~traviscini



¢mynti

Winner:
"Plucking her G-string as usual." by =duststorm10

Runner-up:
"I can't play guitar but if i wear a silly hat no one will know " by =scaramoushe



^znow-white

Winner:
"whooppeeee....a pair of legs!!... now I'll be able to reach to put ^estudio on top of the tree!" by =RTyson

Runner-up:
"My God lolly!! How did you get there? " by =elicoronel16



$zilla774

Winner:
"you did what with kyza's zoom lens?" by *Panoramic-Mania

Runner-up:
"THAT'S NOT MY LEG SHE'S TOUCHING!" by ~RJ-Pilot




`Chimpantalones

Winner:
"seriously guys, if you smoke them one pixel at a time, emoticons are the shit!" by =GirlFlash




@kyza

Winner:
" "If I were a boooooy!" by `timmy64

Runner-up:
"This is the exact moment when photography became x-rated." by =SarahxJane




^cmptrwhz

Winner:
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." by *Dshark

Runner-up:
"If I smile no one will suspect I farted" by ^Ikue