The NEW Forum Newsletter!

Here it is, issue 11! In one month will mark one year's time since The Forum Newsletter was taken from the hands of `conorschild and thrusted upon ~mangachu. After much thrusting, it ended up here, under =bohobella's name. The newsletter has come a long way since the first issue by `conorschild - but a timeline, that's surely suited for the next issue.

For this issue though, let's get on with it. Your monthly dose of Forum Lulz in a concentrated form

The Forum News

The Forum Newsletter Awards GALA!

Was last month, idiots. Seeing as how you're clearly out of the loop, winners can be seen here: [link]

New Profile Pages, a storm on the horizon?

When new things come, so do shitstorms. With the new profile pages released to the general public, it's pretty inevitable that people will want to bitch, moan and discuss the new gift from deviantART. Already, we've seen complaints. It's only the beginning.

!Prince-des-Sots gets a hammer

See the INTERVIEW section for the full scoop!

The dArama of the Sots

The thread "Talk like Sots" [link] started as somewhat of a memorial thread to !Prince-des-Sots managed to stir up some controversy in the Deviants forum, majorly the drama that would unfold between primarily `votemark, =bohobella and a few background characters such as `laurart

However, a treaty was to solve it all. I present to you, The tale of the Treaty of Mudkip.
[Copy pasta from =bohobella's journal documenting the events that happened]

War broke out on the 19th of January, 2009, concerning one !Prince-des-Sots and the value of the thread "Talk Like Sots".

One front, lead by `votemark, were against the thread. They did not necessarily have any opinion of one Mr. !Prince-des-Sots himself, but it was the thread that was to be the seed.

On the other side, lead by =bohobella, threadmother, were the defenders of the thread. They rather liked the thread, and many rather liked !Prince-des-Sots.

Riding atop llamas, the dArama began.

The battle was a grueling one of two long days. There were many casualties, so much that could have been avoided if !Prince-des-Sots had not been a naughty child.

Journals left and right, seniority put into question on a couple sides. Llamas were everywhere! Though that was mostly because members of =bohobella's army fell off drunkenly and the llamas escaped.

And then, finally, peace.

The morning of January 21st brought peace to both nations. Between 8 - 9 AM EST, =bohobella's party brought forth a sign of peace to `votemark's tribe.



After careful negotiation, the 1 Mudkip peace offering was accepting, and the Treaty of Mudkip was signed.

Peace could be had by all.

Teruchan Does Things, People React: Act One

The Forum Newsletter proudly presents Act One of Teruchan Does Things, People React

=Teruchan kicked off 2009 with a bang of it's own, a journal that just nearly flew under the radar that "revealed" that =Teruchan changed it's gender. Let's have some of that sweet copypasta!

<sub>Since I reached about 350 000 pageviews, the number of flammers has been continuously increasing.
I did not notice it at the beginning, but at some point they all began to insult me with the same words.
This was very mysterious to me.
Then one day I discovered that they were all coming from a slang-website, called ED. Its content was totally similar to their messages.
So I decided to change my gender in order to track them.
I thought they would seize the occasion, report my gender changing on this website and also call me a liar.

And of course, they did exactly what I reckoned.
At this point, I was sure that among the writers of ED, some were my watchers!!
They are really naive creatures. Their trace on ED everything that I write, post forums when I am temporary banned, etc.
Thus I can easily determine who hates me. That is enough for me to know who to put in my antilist.
Now I have about 250 haters and flamers.

If you call me a liar, what about you?
Writing things without knowing anything about me (you don't even care to check if it's true or not), do you feel alright with that?
I know that disclosing parts of my personnal information on the Internet is not devoid of danger. It can always be misinterpreted.
Therefore unless I trust the person, I will not disclose it.

And I apologize to everybody if I confused you with my gender. I still believe that being a boy or a girl doesn't matter. I would not worry if you were a guy.
But my drawings are made by me.
This is the truth.</sub>
Source: [link]

Obviously, this went around. What does it mean? Aside from many points making =Teruchan a hippocrate, it also tells us what gender =Teruchan is - Well, as long as you believe the drabble that comes out of that dramahoar. Nevertheless, it would imply =Teruchan is in fact male, as =Teruchan was at the start of all this drama until the random sex change when =Teruchan announced that he was secretly a male.

The Forum Newsletter personally peer pressures you into still calling =Teruchan an it.

And now, INTERMISSION for Teruchan Does Things, People React

INTERMISSION OVER.
Presenting... Teruchan Does Things, People React: Act Two

Later this month, =Teruchan pulled another little stunt with the submission of some controversial artwork. A heavily altered piece it became as time went by after it was posted. Titled "penis floater", which would later be censored to be titled "p_nis floater", was a drawing of a clearly young girl (aren't they all?) in a bikini, hugging a penis-shaped floater in water.

The description posted by =Teruchan was what made it worth the lulz. However, we only have the second version of the description that was heavily altered at this time:

" its summer item. how do you think?
its just doodle
she has nice body so she is 22years old
btw, i searched 'enis' on DA.I was surprised because there were really such a picture and a photograph a lot.(36,288Hits)
anyway, I am not drawing p*nis directly. ^^ "

The deviation in question could be found at [link]

However, it has since been deleted. We cannot tell by whom, though many reports were sent in and sent back as 'invalid', so it may have been on Teruchan's own behalf.

Forum Feature

~Black-Allison!

While randomly calling upon deviants, opening profiles and hunting down the one that would catch my eye, I was shocked to find ~Black-Allison and realize I had had no idea how talented this forumer was. She's been around for ages, as long as I can recall, has dealt with her share of dArama and through it all has been a great member of our community, both in the forums and artistically speaking

Don't miss out on her gallery, she's more than just some lulzy comments!

Memes

Let us not forget the short lived, but beautiful... "Fester! That's French! "

Interview!

bohobella's interview with !Prince-des-Sots

"I request for them to have fun and push all boundaries to reach the horizon!" !Prince-des-Sots, January 19th 2009.

It was too late for an interview after !Prince-des-Sots became one of the banned society of deviantART. When asked if he'd accept "the challenge that is me tossing questions at you", January fifth Sots seemed for it: Yus! My hours are funky, but all should be swell.

BUT ALL WAS NOT SWELL IN SOTS TOWN.

!Prince-des-Sots was naughty, he said naughty things. The admins don't like it when !Prince-des-Sots says naughty things, and we can't blame them, !Prince-des-Sots did it before and had a time out. He just didn't learn.

So, we must have fun and push all boundaries if we're to reach the horizon as Sots told us when asked what he wanted to see done in lieu of his interview.

Here, for your lulzing pleasure, we've collected !Prince-des-Sots quotes that span almost one year in his history.


Everything has an asshole except for assholes. This account will soon shit onto dA by clicking send to shit the post. Words shit out meaning by being squeezed into grammar molds. Stuffed animals and all kinds of toys shit tender memories in the minds of youth that will be cherished until they are old. The sun shits tans, Vitamin D and melanoma. It is okay for the shit is just a spice of life. [link]


Shawty money shawty money shawty ass shawty ass shawty money shawty money WOOHUUU nigga crime! crime! crime!
I was eating noodles one time when my father squeezed his face like liiime. I went to store to get me some more and then a lady walked in and her nipples were hard as tin. I opened a can of coffee on her clit and then made her drink honey from my tit. My penis hardened like an old fetus and I scooped out her head to make sure she was dead cumming lava while programing Java. On my fingers her scent lingers and I said
"This bitch be finger~licking oh lawd bitch my HEART BE TICKIN' (TIIIICKIN' ) my bawls they are rough as chicken."
I ripped out her heart and, which gave me quite a start, and now she be building an iron suit in the cave her mind be having a mechanical rave to put terrorists in the grave. Who your ass be I said? "Nigga I is Tony Stark! I build me a suit for you took out my heart with a boot. Now I have as many orifices as a girl and, as Iron Man go TOOT TOO!" I then stuck my finger in his glowing chest hole and I felt like something rhyming with hole.
Then I said,
"This bitch be finger~licking oh lawd bitch my HEART BE TICKIN' (TIIIICKIN' ) my bawls they are rough as chicken."
Now Tony be fighting crime while I sit here eating noodles all time. Ain't that sublime? [link]


Reply to them with this if you want. I made it less racist and added pomp:
Fuck my face. Sweet Romania gave onslaught spatial relation too more than large indefinite amount equal locomotion domiciliate! fock is you not They begin conversation and you with having some of it.......... [...] [link]


Mommy loved daddy and we was born. My fist will love your face as an act of love towards the human race. [link]


YEAH! [Winning Forumer of the Year]


HELP HELP I AM BEING FLAMMED! THERE IS A DISCREPANCY BETWEEN THE OPINIONS OF BOTH PARTIES INCLUDING MYSELF OH DEAR! I AM VICTIM OF THE MODERN AGE JUST A POOR POOR BOY! [link]


RIP Sweet Prince. You've dented our community in a way we won't soon forget.

In his honour, =mngamojemo created this:


And here, to pleasure your eyes, is a feature of Sots-inspired artwork.

Best of the Forums!

Threads

HIT ON ME ! by ~ShayaNdwape
Hey, if you're not going to get off your brother's cock, would you at least let us film? by ~A-S-m-i-t-h
... 'Twilight Ninja' Strikes at the Mall? by ~Alevan
Well, at least I can fuck a girl around a corner with this thing. by ~A-S-m-i-t-h

Comments

huhhuhhuhhuhvhuhhuhhuhhuh HARDER!! FASTER!!
by `manic-cure

This complaint is so goddamn old that I think Jesus might have posted it on A.D.eviantART before he was hung up on the cross. by =Schlegel-Mach

I am the queen of potato chips.Climb aboard my sauce police bugle. by =HisnameisDaveyoufool

Gather 'Round, Youngins! It's time for Uncle Mullet-Head's list of shit you can do other than watch the Inauguration! 1: Play Team Fortress 2 all day, like I did! 2: Take a Bathroom break. A very, very long one. 3: Pop in a DVD or even a VHS, or anything else the Television companies won't magically have control over. Hell, pop in a damn betamax tape if you have one! 4: Visit a Country outside of the U.S. Or just live there. 5: Isolate yourself in a dark location without electronic devices and jam your thumb up your ass while you wait for all this to breeze over. 6: Look at Porn on the Internet. That's what it's for. 7: Make a Sandvich! 8: Stick your Dick in a Toaster and jump into the bathtub! 8b: should you not have a penis, wait around 'till you grow one. Then go Fuck yourself! 9: Read a book. Preferably one with lots of pictures of Tits in it. 10: Get AIDS and spend the day looking for a cure. 11: Go punch your Grandmother. 12: Spy on the French. 13: Set Fire to a Military Base. 14: Eat a Guinea Pig. I hear they're popular in Peru. 15: and finally, you can always go an-GYAAAAAAHHH!!! You can always stab someone in ze back, for fun, no? Like I did with smelly pig dog! Now, Bon Oui! Bon Oui, to you all! by ~sbkMulletMan

Cam Whore Girl! Emo Boy! Sparkling Fantard! THROUGH OUR POWERS COMBINED, WE BECOME CAPTAIN TWILIGHT by `Navagon

It seems that every time I sit in a chair, I become incredibly aroused and have no choice but to sit oddly until it goes away. by ~Makayo

Please do your part by copying this letter by hand 10 times and sending it on to all of your acquaintances. by =Joshi38

Jammin' Jesus. Blueberry Bible. God Grape. Strawberry Straight.Having Babies Banana. by =ParanoidMan

Chuck Norris isn't the only man with an opposable thumb on his penis. by `nokari

Cam Whore Girl! Emo Boy! Sparkling Fantard! THROUGH OUR POWERS COMBINED, WE BECOME CAPTAIN TWILIGHT by `Navagon

It seems that every time I sit in a chair, I become incredibly aroused and have no choice but to sit oddly until it goes away. by ~Makayo

YOUR FACE REMINDS ME OF THE READ END OF A HIPPOPOTAMUS! by =MerelyMarquis

...Is there an ointment for that? by ~LOVEintheSNOW

safety technician: PROFESSOR THE NUCLEAR REACTOR IS GONNA BLOW!!! Professor : DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR by ~Mikoyan

No no, you mean sluts. Whores are professionals.
by ~yaotl

Pretend you want sex with him then walk off randomly. by =Francine1991

pansexual? cookware? by =mediabanana

It was something to do with cute lab animals, and possibly throwing them out a window. That's all I know. by =akrasiel

Okay, I admit it, I really just want a really aesthetically pleasing sexbot that also does the laundry. But I called Sears and they were all out so now I have to find a girlfriend. by `Prince-Charles

You only have to take the red pill once, Alice. Once you do, you will know how deep the rabbit hole goes.
by ~OG-shanetrain

Nothing worse than a furry Jew. by ~CapptainChristFag

Eh, you slap DD cans on a rolling desk, it makes it hot. by `gussiejives

One girl pointed out the covers spell out "love", but then I corrected her and said in order they spell out "VOLE" Meyer's wrote a story about tiny, burrowing mammals. by =chronicdoodler

Plz Account

Suggestion

Newest deviations - time & date rather than username by `DCZed

And finally...

The WORST

Some advice, for christians. by ~molesgallus
What's the point of flirting by ~jesusroxgirl






Timmy's Pick of the Month:^{Powered by `timmy64} Well, at least I can fuck a girl around a corner with this thing. by ~A-S-m-i-t-h

Odds & Ends

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In the next issue...

It's the one-year anniversary that the Forum Newsletter's NEW issues have been released! Oh the festivities of it all...

Brought to you by

The letter S, the number sixty-nine (69!) and yours truely.

This month's word is Sots, as in Prince des...!
The letter S is for sex..._{ual things are sometimes a nono, keep them in your sick perverted head}!

Until next time, happy foruming!

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