
The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
dAmnIt! has reached over 13,000 quotes!When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!
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<OpalMist> Someone needs to make a blowup pool made of blowup dolls.
<anjules> lol
<anjules> they'd leak
<anjules> too many holes

<OpalMist>

<Cazilu> You know what I hate?
<Cazilu> When you shit on the floor and you KNOW where it
dropped and you spend like ages looking for it
<Cazilu> Erm
<Cazilu> *Drop [shit]
<Cassed> WE ALL LIVE IN A BLUE SUBMARINE
<As-Death-Becomes-Her> D:
<As-Death-Becomes-Her> WHO PAINTED THE SUBMARINE?!
<TheMightyWalrus> yurp
<TheMightyWalrus> there's a ladybug in my afro
<limetastic> I want to have a million kids
<limetastic> So I can have my own personal army.
<limetastic> I'll raise them to be spartans.
<limetastic> I'll have 300
<limetastic> So I can truly dominate.
<Tierdaen> i thought you said you'd have a million
* Tierdaen calculates
<limetastic> Well I gotta throw away the ugly ones
<daisyflower2003> PurpelBlur: lol I twitter
<trevg> so, you enjoy the twitter?
<trevg> twittertastic?
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PurpelBlur> i have Titter Fox
<trevg> ner?
<
PurpelBlur> O shit
<RalfMaximus> Stephanie Meyers is like Hitler. Once the name is
mentioned, all rational conversation pretty much gets derailed.
<GoaliGrlTilDeath> ugh i really needed to do my taxes tonight, but it
aint happening
<Nestalgica>

I'll do your taxes, if you know what I mean.
<GoaliGrlTilDeath> Nestalgica: oh yeah, baby, we're so filing jointly

<Nestalgica> Oh YEAH. GIMME THAT REFUND.
* GoaliGrlTilDeath tries to figure out how to make getting audited
into an inuendo
** Phosphodiesterase has joined
<White-Dragon-Fang> Damn it
<White-Dragon-Fang> I just remembered
<White-Dragon-Fang> With your ridiculously long username
<White-Dragon-Fang> I have a spelling and vocab test
* TheDistractedOne will be right back.... shouting at Candi to get her
sexy tush on the cat, and eating breakfast
<TheDistractedOne> CHAT!!
<TheDistractedOne> CHAT! I MEANT CHAT!
<magmanorn>

: Just hump me
<magmanorn> hold*
<codeboy> magmanorn:

<magmanorn>

<arstockbot> pendlestock: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
<
pendlestock> arstockbot: AWOOGA
<arstockbot> pendlestock: Clever answer.
<
pendlestock> arstockbot: I know. I rock.
<Xerces> brb- act to feed
<Xerces> cat*

<Xerces> i am not going to feed a play

<mrrste> well, if you looking for 5 minutes of unsatisfying sex
followed my 20 mins of crying, I'm your man
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<Cazilu> When you shit on the floor and you KNOW where it
dropped and you spend like ages looking for it
<Cazilu> Erm
<Cazilu> *Drop [shit]
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<krazy3> What does IDK mean?
<AdelGrayfeather437> krazy3: i don't know
<krazy3> =/
<krazy3> is there anyone here that does?
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magmanorn:
AWOOGA! Yes, definitely my fav.
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